Edge Game

35 - Geraldo’s Wake

Not trying to brag but I have a 10 inch penis not to mention it is pretty wide too, and let me tell you it's not that great, yeah sex but, like when I was 11 my penis was 6 inches. I've gotten embarrassed so many times because it's impossible to hide when it's hard. For some reason every time I sit down right before I get up it gets hard. And whenever it is hard I have to tuck it in my waistband or else my tip presses against my pants so hard that it hurts. Its embarrassing trying to adjust this thing in public when it gets hard because I have to kind of lift up my pants to adjust it then let the waistband rest on my penis just below the tip, not to mention it's hard to get it in place, I would have to deal with it being uncomfortable until its soft again. This also means if while it's still hard people can see part of my penis sticking out of my waistband like if my shirt gets lifted a bit, this has happened a lot to me as well, especially while playing sports. Let me know if you guys with long penises think the same.

34 - Pulling a Louis (feat. Ongo Kevorkian)

Geraldo chats with his Replika AI girlfriend/fan "Ongo Kevorkian" that he allegedly forced to watch him jerk his little worm. In other words, Geraldo pulled a Louis C.K., and this episode attempts to explore the events leading up to this tragic event (The Fappening) as well as the aftermath and long-term effects physically, mentally, and emotionally. if you listen to this episode ur mum will die in her sleep
 
Other irrelevant topics like universal healthcare are discussed
skip to minute to 82 if you want to hear what Ongo really sounds like without 12 layers of irony

33 - baby boomin make it boom

Why women love ABORTION:
Fetuses are:
Under 6 ft
Micropenis
Weak chin/jaw
Bald
No money
DO NOT FINGER YOURSELF AFTER EATING FLAMING HOT CHEETOS!!! THIS WAS A MISTAKE I MADE AFTER MY FIRST TIME EATING FLAMING HOT CHEETOS! I HAD JUST FINISHED THEM AND WAS SO HORNY SO I FINGERED MYSELF AND MY VAGINA BURNED SO BADLY! I HAD TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL AND NEOSPIRIN HAD TO BE SURGICALLY INJECTED INTO MY VAGINAL AREA IN ORDER TO TREAT MY 2ND DEGREE BURNS! THEY WILL NEVER HEAL CORRECTLY WHICH IS WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER FINGER YOURSELF AFTER EATING FLAMING HOT CHEETOS!!!
Oh, these? My boobies? My massive fucking titties? My super stuffed milkies? My honker bonker doinky bonkies? My fucking fabric stretching wind flapping gravity welling sex mounds? You mean these super duper ultra hyper god damn motherfucking tits?

32 - Father’s Gay (feat. my balls)

We used to do sexy sexing of sexy sex by sexing the sex because sexy sexing sex is sexy. The first sexy time we sexy sexing sexed sexily was at 6/9/1969. First she sexied my sexy sexing dick that is sexily sexy. Then I sexed her sexy sexing pussy of sexing too. But sexily that's just pretty sexily it. Bye guys and like and subscribe and rate 5 stars and share and comment to sexily support the sex out of this sexily sexy sex post. Bye sexies.
 
Slime-girls are objectively the greatest fuck you'll ever have in your life. Not only could you see your dick up in their guts or down their throat, but you could realistically fuck any part of their body you want. Got a thing for stomachs? You can fuck their belly button. Like armpits? They got you covered. Or rather they got your dick covered. In slime. And if that's not enough, they are amorphous, and can change their shape to form the most fuckable body of your dreams. It doesn't even have to be a normal body either. Want to fuck a cat girl? They got you, and you can fuck her in the ears. Want to fuck a dog girl? She's got you set. Owl, fox, bird, bunny, whatever else your sick imagination can come up with. If you can request it, she can fulfill it. Give in to the fact that slimes are goddesses worthy of worship. Wake up. Take the slime pill.

31 - Bottoms Up (feat. my ass)

I just produced cum while reading this.
FAQ
What does this mean?
The amount of sperm in my testicles increased while I was reading this.
Why did you do this?
In the human reproductive process, two kinds of sex cells, or gametes (GAH-meetz), are involved. The male gamete, or sperm, and the female gamete, the egg or ovum, meet in the female's reproductive system. When sperm fertilizes (meets) an egg, this fertilized egg is called a zygote (ZYE-goat). The zygote goes through a process of becoming an embryo and developing into a fetus.
My testicles perform the following tasks on their own:
They produce, maintain and transport sperm (the male reproductive cells) and semen (the protective fluid around sperm).
They discharge sperm into the female reproductive tract.
They produce and secrete male sex hormones.
What Is the Male Reproductive System?
The male has reproductive organs, or genitals, that are both inside and outside the pelvis. The male genitals include:
the testicles (TESS-tih-kulz)
the duct system, which is made up of the epididymis and the vas deferens
the accessory glands, which include the seminal vesicles and prostate gland
the penis
I don't believe my comment deserved this. Can you un-produce sperm?
Sure, mistakes happen. But I can't consciously stop producing sperm or dissolve it when it is still in my balls. But if semen is ejaculated into a female's vagina, millions of sperm "swim" up from the vagina through the cervix and uterus to meet the egg in the fallopian tube. It takes only one sperm to fertilize the egg.
How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
 
Accept it and move on. But learn from this: A male who has reached puberty will produce millions of sperm cells every day. Each sperm is extremely small: only 1/600 of an inch (0.05 millimeters long). Sperm develop in the testicles within a system of tiny tubes called the seminiferous tubules. At birth, these tubules contain simple round cells. During puberty, testosterone and other hormones cause these cells to transform into sperm cells. The cells divide and change until they have a head and short tail, like tadpoles. The head contains genetic material (genes). The sperm move into the epididymis, where they complete their development.

30 - Sodomy in Brooklyn, NY (feat. my dick)

pied and slimed
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29 - The Head Giver (feat. @yesits_kolten)

i asked kolten to send me his audio 3 times but what can you really expect from a retarded zoomer faggot lmao

28 - Gay New World (feat. @yesits_kolten)

i plead the fif

27 - The Gays of Wrath

immaculate consumption

26 - A Tale of Two Titties

yes i love women, yes i game, yes we exist