Edge Game

52 - SOMEBODY STOP ME (feat. Jim ”Jim Carrey” Carrey)

A Separate Crow 1 year special
Glock - Famous Dex
Edge 3rd titantron intro song playing through speakers 
u think u know me
Holding gun to head and in mouth the whole episode
Edge Game 53 suicide by cop. Published as axon body cam footage. Approaching cop with Glock pointed, screaming HELLO IM GAY AND IM YOUR HOST GERALDO RIVERA!!!! SOMEBODY STOP ME!!! SSSSSSMOKIN!!!
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Each camera is a different watermark 
Facebook live greenscreen
cell phone cam swinging from ceiling fan
And then change my mind at the end (?)
Whispered voices/auditory hallucinations
 
Tuesday, November 1, 2022
Corn
(Deflection word)
 
Monday, October 31, 2022
Live by the sword, die by the sword
One who uses violence can expect a violent response.
 
Remember!
We live in a world of misunderstanding.
 
Not good vs. evil!
 
Above all
Be true to your self!
 
You, if anyone ever reads this, got this. :)
 
I love you.
 
Sincerely,
 
David
 
How to cope with loneliness
https://youtu.be/NJh5idlanrc
Just Dance 2017 PC Unlimited Rasputin 4K
 
The underwhelmingness of life
It HAS to be underwhelming.
 
Otherwise we lose gravity and fly into outer space!
 
How to connect with anyone
Humble yourself 
 
Gaining true***** independence takes time!
If you still feel like you're kinda still a high schooler, like me, give this article a read.
 
It talks about the slow, healthy, steps needed to be taken in order to gain authentic and true independence!
 
So you can be freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee:
https://thoughtcatalog.com/holly-riordan/2020/10/being-strong-and-independent-doesnt-mean-you-do-everything-on-your-own/
Happy reading!
 
Take care. :)
 
Perspective
We all have our histories and own perspectives.
 
And who could blame us for making our own assumptions moving out into the world when it’s all we’ve ever known?
 
Nevertheless, try your best to look beyond your own eyes, your own ears, your own mind, and your own heart.
 
And you may start seeing things that you’ve never seen before!
 
You got this. 😊
 
The true meaning of life
The smallest sentiment says it all.
 
The end! At least for the public blogger posts
 
Condemnation
I do not condemn. That’s not my job.
 
David
Just call me David. 👍👍👍👍👍
 
I never truly lost sight of life
I never truly lost sight that this is breathing, real, sacred, important, in your bed life.
 
You’ll never get that time back.
 
But it’s not too late, comrade.
 
https://youtu.be/dwh6SShhnVI
 
To: last two people in Lit of War Final
A: check out Chinese/German/impressionist/Japanese literature. Maybe even revisit philosophy?
 
B: check out works and bibliographies of artists. Not stop-motion artists. More like Van Gogh and the sorts. They lived extremely inspirational lives. You could maybe go to a local library to see what’s there
 
My world view
Opportunity. I try to look at everything as an opportunity. Including helping fuck heads like you.
Sunday October 30 2022
The proudest moment of my life came when I was acknowledged by my fellow greatest creators of all time.
 
While I was famous on Wc3 servers in 2008-2009 for an entire summer, the others were even more***** famous.
 
Me, along with Lazy.WmWM, Darthwyld, We[L]c[o]Me_2_HeLL, and Kitty.NSV, basically ran the entire server with our single hands…. aha……
 
I made vampirsm maps.
 
Lazy literally created, and updated every week, WMW which was the most popular game on battle.net.
 
And Darth was like our reliable tester who gave us a second pair of eyes to see if we had missed anything.
 
Those days, those nights…..
 
;/
 
Last one!
A good intention can still be evil, as shared by my best friend, Aaron. 
 
That shouldn’t illustrate the evilness in the world. Rather, it should just reveal that we can never be too cautious when making a decision!
 
Unity in division
Hate leads to love.
 
Why
Why?
 
Not how 
 
Decisions
There is no “right” or “wrong” decision.
 
We aren’t animals on leashes………….
 
Imperfect
We are all imperfect. No need for war.
 
Put down your hand guns and bayonets!
 
Saturday, October 29, 2022
Jesus
Apparently Jesus had an awkward sexual encounter where he was denied for some sort of defect.
 
Who knew?
 
I can always go deeper. :D
 
Complacent and inconsistent.
Shall I read more, dear pliable?
 
Nihilists
Forget the stoics! The nihilists are so deeply rooted in their ways, it’s almost impossible to help save them from the chaos of the world cause they’re so true to their self.
 
…..and this was with years of genuine, true, honest, even truer effort.
 
My god, lol.
 
Here’s a cool song, though: https://youtu.be/iwzfR7-33Wc
 
Not quite a cookie. But just a little faster. 👀
 
Theatre
Don’t put your self worth into acting. You can’t manipulate yourself fast enough to adapt to the ever-changing speed of the world. 
 
Favorite pokemon
Deoxys, Rayquaza, Charzard, Pikachu
 
The apostle Paul
The greatest teacher I ever had! For what the wilting world is. (Others mean much more to me)
 
Favorite colors
Green, red, blue, black, white, gold, silver, grey, orange.
 
Matthew, the disciple
Responsible for bringing different beings together
 
Never forget your friends
7 pieces of candy (Master’s Hall starbursts).
 
👍👍👍👍👍 #GOATcohort #KyleBwas#1student #GarretlikesPOSTMALONE 😂
 
Deep meaning
Look into the deep meanings of everything.
 
Just be careful of being overly superstitious
 
Jesus and Tree Girl
Love and preservation and protecting is great. But join the party. Truly enjoy yourself. And not the phone store fun. The grandeur, cultural party one.
 
Specificity
You can never not be too specific! Says Prof. Zhang
 
Personal change
Some folks are able to open up and share their true love — their true self — with others. It can happen. It’s just not guaranteed. 
 
So if it does happen, it would happen when you least expect it.
 
The non-wordly do not define themselves by the standards of the world.
 
They are extremely sensitive, extremely devoted, extremely loving, extremely insightful, and extremely genuine.
 
We live life at our own pace mostly unhampered by the pressures of time, money, and social success. 
 
While respectful of others, they nonetheless still pursue the truer stuff. Truer beauty. Truer wisdom. Truer knowledge. Truer understanding. Truer patience. And most importantly: truer love.
 
Deep down, I think we all believe, know, and acknowledge that we have a soul.
 
….but for some reason or another, there are some individuals on this earth — individual souls — who somehow someway manage to navigate the enormously complicated navigation of the world while still preserving their true, pure souls.
 
That display a sense of genuineness, love, care, sincerity, and freedom that the world has truly never seen.
 
😬😬😬🙋🏻‍♂️
 
Do not judge others
It may be tempting. But you enter extremely dangerous waters when you begin to elevate yourself over others.
 
Let reality speak for itself.
What is “our job?”
To help others through the day. 
Sin
Sin decays the body. 
Spiritual/physical/emotional/mental health
All important.
 
https://youtu.be/OX1-G69WLzo
(Family guy - "American Beauty" dancing bag scene
 
Heaven
Oh! You don’t want to come into heaven?
 
Okay. Have a nice day! 
 
Thursday, October 27, 2022
Mothers run the world
Sorry, Putin!
 
Forgiveness
Let us forgive. But also recognize those who have hated have almost (99.9%) completely destroyed their souls. 
 
Thursday, October 27, 2022
Reliable > relatable
It’s better to be relied upon for being who you genuinely are than being relatable for the sake of relatability. While it’s okay to be relatable for a certain amount of time, there comes a moment where we have to realize we cannot live on this earth solely to please others. 
 
Growing into our true, naked, genuine identity is a painstakingly slow, hard, and tiring process.
 
But once we slowly but surely come to terms with our true self, we become even more grounded and even more rooted.
 
Like a giant oak tree which can withstand any winds of hatred, confusion, or temptation the world throws at it.
 
Keats is better than Milton
🤷🏻‍♂️
 
….. 🚬
 
😬😬👀👀
 
Love
Reason without Love is vain; Love without Reason is naïve.
 
And love that is manipulated is why Hell exists. 
 
My philosophy
Seeking true sacrifice in the name of love, with the light and darkness in between my very eyes 
 
Breaking down the ego
For those of us who seek greater callings in life — ranging from leading, to preaching, to teaching — breaking down the seemingly innumerable obstacles of desire/temptation can seem almost impossible. Add in the fact of internet reality, and it probably even seems more impossible.
 
….yet there is still hope.
 
One thing I’ve been doing lately is letting myself fail. Rather than trying to read a book, or play a piano piece, I’ll go to McDonald’s and buy a soda and drive around and listen to music. Even though the act of buying a soda and listening to music is technically “succumbing” to my desires it’s liberating because it makes me feel like a person who can breathe who isn’t controlled by the annoyingly insistent forces of institutions and the such. 
 
Even more so, I end up almost always contemplating about life, people, ideas, theories which in turn allows me to grow into myself…. While also enjoying myself!
 
When push comes to shove, you will grow into your ideal self.
 
Don’t try. 
 
Monday, October 24, 2022
Do not judge, lest ye be judged
While it can be super easy to judge others — from the deep corners of tiktok, to the higher realms of academia — we are not the center of the universe.
 
Everyone lives life at their own pace. Additionally, people are more self-aware than you think or realize.
 
While it might be hard to look past someone’s surface level behavior or presentation, don’t undermine their humanity (and yours) by painting a broad brush of assumption. Meet others where they’re at. Be open. And probably most importantly, give them the respect you would give yourself or a loved one.
 
Sunday, October 23, 2022
The greatest non-person influence on my life
https://youtu.be/9Q3ZG7OBk2Q
( Itachi Famous Quotes || Deep Meaning Quotes || )
 
Vocabulary
Contrary to the semantic satiation out there, building a vocabulary is important, especially as you age. It allows you to understand why people think, behave, and speak the way they do.
 
…… that is not to say we should treat others like robots or zombies. Just because someone appears boring, dull, disinterested, or anything of the sort — we do not know who someone is through our very first impression of them.
 
We all have histories. 
 
Don’t be quick to label or judge others just because they don’t align with your preconceptions of what “being a human is”.
 
By doing that, you undermine your very humanity itself.
 
AND BECOME A MEAT MONSTER.
 
just kidding.
 
You just slowly start to isolate yourself and die. 
 
Routine/maturation
As we age, I think it’s super important to understand the importance of routine. While we can still experience high-flying, super-emotional youth, it gets a little stressful when we’re constantly berating our brains with unknown and unforeseen circumstances.
 
So take it easy. Take it slow. And enjoy the process of brushing your teeth!
 
In death is enough
Thank you!
 
…..and just when you’ve thought you’ve seen it all
;)
 
Tacos
Tacos are good. But soda is better
 
Free will
Be mindful….
 
How to not feel like shit everyday
Revisit old childhood things: books, music, outdoors, activities.
 
Buy old things that you used to do or love that remind you of happier, calmer, easier times: food/drinks/clothes/toys/games.
 
Slowly but surely, your psychology — human psychology — will come up from underneath the hell of your mind and you will, in time, begin to feel better again. 
at October 22, 2022
 
Belief
Whether we, humans, acknowledge it or not, a lot of life at times can be merely about survival.
 
That isn’t to say we’re in a towering, clear-cut predator-prey hierarchy, but rather before we can start living — truly living — we have to work through some problems of the human condition first: trauma, unfairness, and deep emotional pain. 
 
Healing is a unique process. You don’t need anyone to do it, or you could reach out to many people to do it, or you could go somewhere in between. Nevertheless, as we might all know at this point, healing is a painstaking, painstaking, painstakingly slow process. That shouldn’t deter you from still trying in life and doing what you love and/or aspire to do, but it should instead help you realize that you’re worthy of true love, comfort, laziness, sleeps, naps, and all things of that sort without having to prove to others that you are special, extraordinary, or in some very rare cases, out of this world. You are enough. 
 
Still, healing can be a rough, hard, and even hellish process. As a result, survival comes about and we may have to resort to doing things that we don’t ordinarily do or aspire to do cause we feel so shitty. Do not feel shame. This is something we all do. And none of us go around looking for each other’s trash. While sometimes our circumstances even seem beyond the reach of hope, there is hope in one thing: belief. Belief is extraordinary insofar that it allows you to elevate yourself above your circumstances. You aren’t a horrible animal that’s dying, but instead are a real, genuine, caring, loving, and real human being who’s just been paralyzed or stunned by the sometimes horrible reality of the world. Beliefs, too, can also take on many different shapes and sizes: nihilism, Islam, Christianity, atheism, Buddhism, Marxism, and everything in between.
 
Just know there is never a circumstance beyond hope. Cling to what you know. Cling to what you’ve done. Cling to what you love. 
 
And light will eventually shine its way through. 
 
Names
Names are only an identifier of one’s person-ship, their human-ness, their being, their body, or their soul.
 
Onomatopoeia (s)
Boo
 
Rawr
 
hehe
 
Lol
 
Lalalalala
 
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 
I’m bored 
 
😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
 
Hai
 
k byeeeeeeeeeeeee
 
A poem: colorful forest
A colorful forest,
 
Is bent all around,
 
Not even a hush,
 
Not even a sound;
A blue flying jay, 
 
A silent still crow,
 
Perked on the branches,
 
Who truly do know:
To be free there and now,
 
Underneath the reality of time,
 
Which binds most of the animals,
 
Even the mimes,
Little effort they exert,
 
Not to boast nor to brag,
 
But to simply just live,
 
Like a free flying flag —
That sails in the wind,
 
With the world in its arms,
 
Not a doubt in its mind,
 
 
Kid Cudi: Subjectivity, The Power of the Mind, and Introspection
Kid Cudi had a profound influence on my life. As a teenager with sprouting intense feelings and thoughts, looking to the outward world didn’t make sense. It was full of trends, conformity, and rejected people who deviated from the standards of what was considered “normal”. As a developing teenager, then, I have always found refuge and comfort in listening to Kid Cudi. Not just for him speaking openly on the themes of space, love, wonder, and loneliness, but for his emphasis on looking within rather than following what others in the crowd, the outside world, were doing. Despite Cudi’s rising popularity over the years, I believe there are some deeper characteristics in his music that make him the artist that he truly is. 
 
One quality of Kid Cudi’s music is the emphasis on subjectivity: or experiences in the mind that produce a deeper connection to one’s own feelings , perceptions, and relationship with reality. This is largely achieved through transient — or high energy — sounds. The high amplitudes in the short duration sounds, such as in Pursuit of Happiness, have a peculiar effect on the mind and its relationship with feelings, emotions, and perception. They, by their nature, are intended to deconstruct associations — littered in most music with particular sounds and specific words — so that the listener can quite literally journey through the realms of space, time, and matter uninhibited. Although Kid Cudi’s music is largely defined by its subjectivity, the deeper impression it has on me is that we do not need the hoo-rah of the world to give us pleasure, excitement, and thrill, but we can simply turn to experience itself. 
 
Kid Cudi is also a very powerful lyricist. For example, the following lyrics from Enter Galactic give us insight into the use of imagination: 
 
See, if you can't do what you imagine, 
Then what is imagination to you? 
Just a waste of space in your brain?
To take the place of hate?
Or things all the same?
 
These lyrics emphasize that human beings aren't just creatures bound by the mundane of showing up to work, going to the grocery store, or feeding ourselves. Instead, we are complex beings who have immense potential if we are merely willing to see the infiniteness of our imaginations. Through the expanses of the imagination, we can look into the creative beauty of everything: the stars, other individuals, and even ordinary things like trees. We can even manifest these fantasies in reality by taking the slow, possible, realistic steps required to make them happen. 
 
Lastly, Kid Cudi reveals the power of introspection that can be self-changing if we are willing to confront who we are. Many of his songs stray away from what "main stream" society does. It’s not that Cudi hates human beings by their very nature, but that, in their collective, they tend to label, distance, and judge others who deviate from the standards of what is considered “normal”. He even, to me, makes a distinction in one of his songs, Mr. Rager, that there are individuals who are genuine, and then there are others who are guided and protected by the outside world -- "one of them". For me, the emphasis isn’t if you’re genuine or not, but rather it's a necessary part of real, healthy, growing self-development to introspect the self and see all that it has to offer. By doing so, you not only gain a more holistic, truer, more authentic vision and understanding of yourself, but you can then use such newfound self exploration to continue to learn about yourself, grow, and develop in the very world you live in.
 
Overall, Kid Cudi has deeply influenced my life. He has encouraged me to embrace subjectivity by exploring my feelings, perceptions, and the experiences the uninhibited universe has to offer. Furthermore, he has revealed the deeper importance of words, language, and how they can be used to reveal deeply embedded emotions that need to be expressed above surface. Finally, he has shown me the importance of introspection. By looking deeply into myself, I can gain a more real, more authentic, more true version of who I am. Ultimately, Kid Cudi has helped guide me toward discovering the deep, intense, and real love that exists within myself. And for that, I will always be grateful for him and his music. To quote the man himself: I’m off on an adventure.
 
My own. :)
 
Nagato: Inner-Pain and Justice
 
Nagato, or better know by his alias of Pain, is probably the most badass character in the Naruto World. He’s got piercings and gauges that make him look aesthetically cool as fuck. He’s got the rinnegan, which is the most powerful dōjutsu in the Naruto series. And he can wipe away a single village in one foul swoop. I mean… it’s pretty hard to go higher than that. 
 
Aesthetics, abilities, and power aside, Nagato, or Pain, gives us a deep, real, and true glimpse into the reality of pain, inner-pain, caused by the outside world and how it can totally ravage our life path.
 
Nagato, at first, is actually driven for a desire of love and peace. And not just any peace. World peace. Through the original foundation of the Akatsuki, Yahiko, Konan, and Nagato initially sought to end world violence through the non-violent means of peaceful dialogue and mutual understanding. Although their initial worldview within the Akatsuki is at first successful, and in fact gained them many followers, things quickly take a turn for the worse. 
 
The culmination of traumatic experiences Nagato endures ultimately mars his life. As a child, he witnesses his parents being murdered in front of his very eyes. As an orphan, he wanders through the sullen, rainy lands of Amegokure, homeless, having to search for his own food, water, and shelter. As a young adult, he has to kill his best friend, Yahiko, as the result of a planned ambush against him. Totally blinded, perplexed, and hatefully dismayed by the reality of pain brought on by severe loss, Nagato loses all hope that the world can actually change and become a more peaceful place. Now driven by anger, resentment, and inner-pain, Nagato completely abandons his prior means for world peace, non-violence. He adopts the new belief that peace can only be achieved through the mutual empathy of pain. However, such empathy can only be attained through the infliction of pain unto others— “doing unto others as they do to you”. As a result, Nagato seeks to collect all of the tailed beasts so he can, through their immense power, destroy people and villages alike to impose empathy and therefore a sense of justice. And so Nagato becomes “Pain”.
 
Pain’s desire to impose justice leads to him adopting the title “god” and representing a form of divine justice. Pain is very much like a god, or god, because he almost has omnipotence: the power to destroy just about anyone in his path (derived from his rinnegan’s powers). He also acts as a god because he acts in the name of goodness. As stated in his cycle of hatred speech to Naruto, Pain is in fact not an evil person. He simply seeks revenge, or justice, for the pain brought upon him by others. This raises a huge, and probably the biggest, question about the nature of justice among humans: how do imperfect humans apply perfect justice? And how do you break a continuous cycle, like war, from happening if each side continues to justify their reasons for going to war? In nothing but honest discourse, Naruto and Pain conclude that there is no answer, at least by the standards of “perfect justice”. And so as Naruto, the primary hope and sunshine of the entire series concedes in a defeated and solemn manner, “I don’t know an answer to such a question”. As they are left with silence and a nothingness of wind blowing by.
 
While there may be no answer to “perfect” justice, or justice for that matter, what Naruto and Pain do discover through further discourse is that mutual peace, understanding, and love can in fact be achieved through compromise: or in the theme of their dialogue, “letting down” hatred, anger, and resentment in the name of love and forgiveness. By conceding a need for retribution, vengeance, and justice in the name of love and forgiveness, one can indeed break the cycles of hatred in the world and bring peace and love to it. However, such a change only comes from a belief in peace and love, as Jiraya, Naruto, and Nagato demonstrate. You can’t be idle or passive in the unfolding of war and strife because then you merely become a puzzle piece to be moved by the greater forces of the world, as many humans and ninjas alike do in their respective worlds. Nonetheless, his heart opened by Naruto, Pain decides to retract his destruction of the Leaf Village with a renewed belief in love (through Rinne rebirth). And so Pain becomes Nagato again. 
 
Pain or Nagato’s story might seem imaginary or distant because it’s exclusive to the Naruto World, however, the reality of pain and resentment is not imaginary or distant from our own. In the reality of our own personal worlds, inner-pain caused by others can sometimes lead us to resentment: bitter anger and annoyance that stirs within us as the result of unfair treatment. Consequently, bitterness, hatred, and a desire for vengeance can sprout forth… and sometimes even take over one’s life. The important thing I think we can take away from Pain, then, is the role of inner healing as the result of trauma, unfairness, or injustice. Without seeking to heal the deeper pain we can have within, it can and surely will lead us to more frustration, more resentment, and a deeper, darker desire for retribution —more destruction that ultimately kills us from the inside out. Pain only gives rise to more pain. And more revenge leads to less life. It is only with a forgiving and understanding heart that an erupting, fiery pain can be soothed and healed to a gentle green grass.
Orochimaru: Goodness, Evil, and Free Will
Orichimaru is the notorious villain in Naruto (not shippuden). Naruto fans can’t forget his malevolent antagonism in the first part of the series: his desire to tempt and lure Sasuke into his advisory (to ultimately try and steal his body), his reckless use of kinjutsu (summoning: impure world reincarnation), and his ultimate killing of his former teacher, the third hokage. 
 
However, despite Orochimaru’s overt evil and unethical pursuit of knowledge in the first part of Naruto, we are later shown that he is more complicated than initially perceived. And so like Kishimoto does with many characters in the second part of the series, shippuden, and does so well, is illustrate the relativity of everything. Namely, there is no inherent goodness or evil in the world. Instead, we live in a world full of misunderstanding among humans and the consequences of said misunderstandings. 
 
To be precise, after learning more about Orochimaru’s past in the second part of the series we quickly learn that he was an orphan at a young age. While no definitive insight is given to us by Orochimaru himself or any other character in the series about how this made him feel, it is speculated by Jiraiya that his desire to go down a path full of inhumane coldness for the sake of gaining knowledge was a response to forgetting his lonely childhood and upbringing. 
 
Despite hearing Orichimaru’s back story, most people still identify him as an evil character. After all, he largely identifies with a snake, and as the West heavily knows, the snake is largely identified with Satan who is identified with evil and temptation. Additionally, his evilness is one of the most overt in the series. It’s obviously wrong to treat people like they’re disposable trash for your own self-gain. It’s obviously wrong to try and take someone else’s body. It’s obviously wrong to try to kill lots of people in the effort to destroy a village. 
 
The emphasis on obviously is meant to reveal that humans, naturally, categorize human behavior into right or wrong. There might not be much thought about it when it comes to jaywalking or speeding through a yellow light. However, when it comes to overtly “evil” acts like Orochimaru partakes in, or, in our world, what looks like murder, rape, or theft, humans quickly adopt a moral position. And so murder, rape, or theft suddenly becomes evil, and by doing the opposite of said evil action it’s clear that one is clearly “good” or morally better. 
 
Just to clarify, before I continue, I’m not endorsing murder, rape, or theft. I believe in killing with kindness. And that it can, through one small act or accumulatively over time, influence a person and how they treat you and as a result how they treat others. Also, it’s extremely important to note that to an observant eye, and particularly for someone who desires to understand things and why and how they come about, drawing conclusions, especially moral ones, can be something to be wary of. Especially when understanding requires you to peel yourself off from the very thing you are trying to understand. By attaching yourself too closely (or even too distantly for that matter) to something you are trying to understand, you distort your faculties — thinking, feeling, perceiving — and therefore draw a bias or extremely biased misrepresentation of the thing you thought you knew so well. 
 
With that being established, looking at the examples of rape, murder, and theft then: it’s clear that any evil act (or any good act for that matter) is contingent upon the values of the person conceiving the act. Surely most societies consider rape, murder, or theft to be wrong, especially committing such acts for their own sake (killing for the sake of killing, raping for the sake of raping, stealing for the sake of stealing as opposed to stealing a piece of bread because you are poor). But even then, what one society deems to be right or wrong may strongly differ than what another one does. And so we must conclude: there is no set of universal values in the world and therefore the greater universe. The signified, how we conceive something, is dependent on the signifier, what is being conceived. And therefore a separate, unique, interdependent relationship is created between the two. 
 
We can even express this complication in human conception much more easily and practically. Practically speaking, who can check and tame every single human decision every day in every moment some time all of the time? And even if one could, who would be willing to do that? Furthermore, which set of values would be considered more right? For the sake of the world, let’s use Eastern and Western values. Are Eastern values more right than Western values? Such as hospitality, harmony, and patronage? Or vice versa, are Western values more right than Eastern ones? Such as  efficiency, honesty, and independence? This question, even to a moderately impartial human being, is impossible to answer. Why? Because it depends. It depends on the eye of the beholder.
 
Humans, then, like Orochimaru, like other ninjas in Naruto, have free reign to choose what they do. We are the key holders of the earth, so to speak. I find this to be profound because it gives me the impression that we, humans, indeed have the individual and collective power and freedom to shape and determine our fate here on earth. Humans, to be sure, are capable of great good and great evil. And surely, there are implications behind every decision we make. But when it comes to a definitive, objective morality in the universe, on this earth, in this reality, there is none. And while that can be horribly dismaying to some, to me, it means we do indeed have the freedom and power to shape our own values and, as a result, direction in the world. We aren’t checker pieces in some biblical narrative which has yet to unfold, nor are we merely extensions of our parent’s desires. But we are our own, autonomous, thinking, feeling, perceiving beings. Free to do as we will. At will to do what we choose.
Madara Uchiha: Power in the Self
To me, Madara represents the dark self that dwells in all of us: a lust for more power. I don’t think humans, by our very nature, are driven by complex social and psychological concepts like power and weakness. But when guided by darker feelings like shame, hatred, lust, jealousy, anger, and resentment, a seeking for more power over others can spring forth to cover up, hide from, and disguise inner-pain. Albeit this desire for more power is only an illusion of control, its guise nevertheless impresses upon the individual that they have control over their environment — which I believe to be the root-cause of all suffering, destruction, and evil. Madara’s resentment develops from the fact that Tobirama killed his younger brother. To add fuel to the fire, Tobirama is also prejudice against the Uchihas, as he seems to think they are inherently evil and selfish. And so he refuses to acknowledge them as equals. These circumstances ultimately drive Madara’s desire for more power over other ninja. It’s important to note that Madara isn’t inherently like this. But because he can’t control how hateful and divided ninja are, how inconsistent and destructive their behavior is, he decides to gain more power over them. By gaining power over others through his immense aptitudes and abilities , through the intensity and depth of his emotions, he can feel a sense of control over his environment. And so he doesn’t need to rely on a fundamental human value — trust — to navigate life. He can simply just destroy anybody and anyone at anytime if they try to betray him. 
 
What’s sad about this reality is that Madara, at least once, had genuine hope for human beings. Especially with his brotherhood-like relationship with Hashirama. But ninja after ninja, person after person, time after time again, the destructive side of human nature unfolding in the Naruto World lead Madara to a deep-rooted belief that humans couldn’t find a salvation towards peace, love and understanding alone. So Madara decides to usurp human will and do it himself. And thus the “Eye of the Moon Plan” came forth.
The truth of the matter is revealed more explicitly when black Zetsu usurps Madara and revives Kaguya. In this moment, Madara becomes vulnerable and we are seen a glimpse of his true feelings:
 
And so he asks himself, “Hashirama, where did I go wrong”?
 
Leave it to Kishimoto to reveal such profound insights into human nature! One of the many reasons I love Naruto.
, September 16, 2022
Society and The Body
One of the reasons I strongly dislike society at times, and even sometimes detest it, is that it puts a strong emphasis on the body, the external shell of an individual, and not on inner characteristics: such as one's personality, one's hobbies or interests, or one's ability to love. 
 
One thing that is profound and inescapable about the human condition is that we, inevitably, try to make sense of and understand the world: from birth, to death. A large part of this is achieved through language and symbols. Even though the emphasis of the body is not talked about overtly in society, like on the news, in school, on college campuses, or in the work place, social media platforms like Instagram, snapchat, and even Facebook (which I consider to be the enormous, dark, subconscious of society) are chuck full of body images. There are innumerable women on these platforms who show off their "ideal" physique -- at pools, on onlyfans, in their room -- by having a big chest or rear end, which is what's popular in this day and age. There are likewise tons of men who boast about their chest, abs, arms, and height -- mostly at the gym -- by showing off their intense workout routines and sometimes subtly suggesting on podcasts that muscles and physique amount to being a man.
 
Why is this powerful? As mentioned, humans largely make sense of their world through language and symbols. Because social media is largely pictures and videos, symbols and images, many, many, many people, I strongly suspect, internalize that one -- male, female, non-binary, or anyone in between -- has to look a certain way to be cared for and cherished and loved. Which I believe to be a strong lie.
 
I am not shaming nor condemning individuals who do show off their physique or bodies. I am, by nature and by choice, someone who strongly endorses freedom. Do as you will. 
 
However, as I have come to understand and experience, there can be consequences to your actions, albeit not always social ones.
 
To be specific, one thing I think people who solely focus on their bodies or physical appearance miss out on is the ability to look within themselves and find something deeper or more revealing. I'm not saying introspection and people who care about their bodies are mutually exclusive. However, what I am emphasizing is that people who tend to obsess about and only care about their physical appearance tend to lack an inner cultivation of their self and their role in this world.
 
To take this even further, I believe humans largely make sense of reality through the mind. The ideas and thoughts and feelings you expose your mind to ultimately and slowly but surely determine who you are. I think it's a revelation that you can feed your mind, so to speak, by exposing it to ideas and ideals and thoughts that can push you to keep growing and thinking and learning. When one is solely focused on the body and how it can leave an impression on others, I think they’re missing out on probably the most important thing in life: such that humans can look within themselves and grow and develop through the using of learning. To me, though, this is an internal process. Again, I'm not saying you can't care about your body and personally develop on the inside at the same time. They're not mutually exclusive. However, though, I've noticed that someone’s deepest and real and true intentions are always revealed. They can always be immediately sensed. And in a world that’s largely guided and controlled by internet reality, most priorities lie in physique, appearance, and appeal. I don’t think humans innately give a fuck about big muscles, going for runs, or making themselves suffer unnecessarily for an impression of less than one second which will ultimately be forgotten. So let reality take its course as it may 
 
Majestic
 
One time, as a young boy in around third grade, my mama asked me:
 
David, what's your favorite word?
 
Without even thinking, I responded: majestic.
 
Did I know what the word meant? Kind of. But at the time, I remember just loving how it rolled off the tongue. It was quite fun to say. :D And it made me feel happy.
 
Now that I'm older, I find it very interesting I chose such a word as a young nine-year-old boy. Why? Because I have -- somehow someway -- developed a deep sense of fascination with things that are very beautiful and very impressive-- things that are majestic. I don't just like looking at a dull bush or some random animal and forcing myself to be appreciative. I love being overwhelmed by beauty in an awe-striking and very tangible way. Things that fill me with wonder: that make me feel as if there is something transcendental at work in the everyday. Things that make me double-take and question if this world is indeed actually real.
 
One majestic thing I like is nature, and the observations that can be found in nature. For example, I awe when I see large bunches of clouds softly yet smoothly sailing through a massive, blue, clear sky (as the picture I took above depicts). They make me stand, and pause, and question if it's really happening. I feel similarly when I see shining, distant, and mysterious stars on a clear night sky in an infinite universe. Or even when I watch a horse running freely and gayly in the open fields and hills and valleys of greenness in Lancaster county. These things give me awe and feelings of majesty 
 
Another majestic thing I like is music: especially the music of Debussy and Ravel. The pentatonic scales and "fourth intervals", for example, take me to deep realms of peace, meditation, and introspection. The introversion of music study even carries out into the outside world as it inspires me to look more and sense the wonder and awe that can be found in simple acts, such as going for a walking, or taking the time to look into the day or night sky.
(Debussy's Pagodes 1 features a lot of pentatonic scale notes and fourth intervals. His sound may strike you as "eastern", but I believe there is something deeply peaceful, infinite, and majestic at work in this piece.)
 
The last majestic thing I like are certain individuals, certain souls, who deeply inspire me to be greater. I don't make any claims that there is a life hereafter, or that they are unspeakable lands of beauty and peace and love to be found at the moment of death. But certain individuals I've met throughout my life -- somehow someway -- have evoked a deep sense of spirituality within me and have encouraged me to be a greater person. By "spirituality" I don't mean they influenced me through overtly spiritual acts, like prayer, but they deeply touched me by how they had cultivated their inner-selves, deepened their ability to love, and widened their outward expression to the world and the things in it. The depth and immensity of understanding and knowledge these individuals had accumulated left me feeling perplexed and amazed: I never thought such profound beings could have actually existed on this earth. In this galaxy. In this universe. And so they evoked awe and wonder within me. They inspired me to be greater.
(Bill Evans was one of the greatest influences on my life. His music makes me awe his emotional depth, his creative mind, and his ability to deeply express himself through the use of color and sensitivity)
 
Although I still believe I'm searching for my purpose on this earth, majesty is certainly one thing that keeps me here. I never know whether some new feeling of awe or wonder will be evoked in a new observation within nature, in a music piece, or within myself. Only time will reveal!
Seeking Unvaxed Woman for Spiritual Work (San Diego)
Alert! -17 -233 -13
 
MILITARY intelligence Ltc Corenol GREEN BERET intelligence officer Dr. chamberS & lawyer Todd Calender say Marburg “payloads” unleashed by -5g signals for “zombie apocalypse.” They say all vaxxed are owned by a pattent:
-17 -13 -233
https://stateofthenation.co/?p=113737
 
CDC WHISTLE BLOWER Susan Pierce saying licufor is in vax connecting people to D-WAVE computer and darpa operating system?
she says time to live is short for those who accepted the beast:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/cuwpn3DcsR7x/
 
Texas Dr. Richard M Fleming, PhD, MD, JD TESTIFIES UNDER OATH OF PERJURY THAT THEY CREATED COVID & VAX AS BIOWEAPON says fauci lied under oath
https://stateofthenation.co/?p=127705
 
brother bugnolo roman Franciscan monk says VAXXED POPULATION are THE WALKING DEAD : https://trustedsource.us/father-alexis-bugnolo-says-2-billion-dead-in-the-next-year-are-you-ready/
 
-17 Massive BACKLASH Building As Parents Realize Covid Vaccines KILLED THEIR CHILDREN!
https://stateofthenation.co/?p=127746
 
DON’T MISS THIS: A nurse explains what harm each Covid vaccine and booster does to the immune system! https://stateofthenation.co/?p=129078
 
-17Dr. -233 Alim -13says we must avoid vaxxed people like the plague because they are:
https://odysee.com/@transmission:a/Dr-Alim-on-shedding:6
 
ryan cole explains “Sudden adult Death Syndrome” from shots says mainstream media is gaslighting the people in our reality: https://stateofthenation.co/?p=133512
 
Researcher explains the psychological hypnotic and social programming WHY YOU CANNOT WAKE UP: https://youtu.be/ZltdPfal5x0
 
the Christ churcH hAMSTEAD Satanic child sacrifice admissions by children Gabriel and Alise explaining to detectives that they eat babies and get sexually abused:
https://youtu.be/DtAuWQHgUvo
 
Los Angeles FBI Chief Ted Gunderson explains the conspiracy to obtain children for satanic sacrifice?: https://youtu.be/lwlru76u_Sg
 
Las cruces Prosecutor Myron May says his goodbyes before going to shoot some people. He was tormented by demonic energies. acknowledge demonically targeted individuals : https://youtu.be/a1vIkUZjRl4
 
child trafficking Whistleblower in uk says bill & melinda gates behind social services child trafficking rings:
https://rumble.com/v18jat3-shocking-uk-government-child-trafficking.html
 
They’ve been plotting in secrecy
demonic inspired illuminati secret covenant:
https://ia801803.us.archive.org/2/items/illuminati-secret-covenant/
 
How many will die because you decided not to share the truth? Participating in the mind control is the worst karma one can have now…
 
Alert -17 -233 -13
 
harvarD pROFESSOR oF pSYCHOLOGY john mack’s book he wrote after being hired to interview military personnel experiencing e.t. abductions. Soon after was ran over by a taxi driver: Abduction: Human Encounters with Aliens: john mack Abduction: https://www.amazon.com/Abduction-Encounters-Aliens-John-Mack/dp/1416575804
 
Iran contra affair attorney danieL sheehaN was hired by johN macK explaining ufo coverup: https://youtu.be/TBtsje8VNsI
 
Trans-Human Alert! https://www.bitchute.com/video/LDfqN0W8Iv8B/
 
jesuS’ return has already happened and my soul is The Archangel Azrael. He incarnated as jesuS. When I am recognized I may be considered the anti-christ because of the demonic trance everyone is under you will not recognize me
https://www.instagram.com/tv/CjLuSG7D9ev/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=
 
Catholics (the father of all christianity) heads up! the “sign of the cross” is an upside down cross. https://www.instagram.com/tv/CjyMqdBjdAA/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
Why didn’t you already know that? Because I’m the TRUE MESSENGER https://www.instagram.com/tv/Cjto_8YDST0/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=
 
my soul is THE ARCHANGEL AZRAEL He was jesuS:
https://www.instagram.com/tv/CjLuSG7D9ev/?igshid=NDRkN2NkYzU=
 
Read this entire email and you may realize that I am the only truth bringer and am the pale horse rider written about in the book of revelations.
 
If your church, priests or minister is not telling you these things they’ve been deceived and are lying to you. There’s only one truth and I’ve incarnated to delivery that to you
 
Our reality is a matrix reality controlled by e.t. connected demonic beings manipulated our perception reality. My work breaks this falseness.
 
C.I.A.MK ULTRA survivor Cathy O’Brien says Boston Catholic perversion diversion was to fracture the consciousness of child victims. Catholic Church was used for mk ultra mind control program. Says Cardinal Law received a promotion after: https://youtu.be/flDyqYulUe4
&
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCmuISf3xs8Q6f8C8RnzvSx5DTjoX1vS8
 
The After School Satan Program now is in our children’s collective consciousness. We can we hear the demons telepathically if we ask with our eyes closed “who is here to harm me?”
https://thesatanictemple.com/pages/after-school-satan
 
satanic energies cannot enter the energetic static I create with magic codes unlike churches
 
Vatican silver coin commemorates COVID -17 vaccine:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HJF6IJa6BTY
 
these demons have outsmarted you and created your religion and they tell you so in the “illuminati secret covenant”:
https://ia801803.us.archive.org/2/items/illuminati-secret-covenant/
 
17MAINSTREAM MOTIVATOR-404Grant -17Cardone—233.13 says he would bathe in goats blood and join a secret society like the illuminati and is pro-New World order. He is a gatekeeper to the illuminati says his -10x.13 book is a gateway drug to the secret societies:
https://youtu.be/JTQoH_aaEU0:-233:
 
jesus never said he was “the” son of god & he actually said he was “a” son of god
https://youtu.be/r2DbsuzTt6g
 
I’m sending this info to help you awaken from the lucifariaN “false light” trance
 
Putin exposes the truth about evil, SATANIC western leaders who PILLAGE the world and destroy human freedom. THE MATRIX REALITY IS CRASHING: https://stateofthenation.co/?p=137876
 
am I the pale horses rider?
 
“And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.”
 
*DESTRUCTION OF EVIL HAPPENS EVERYWHERE I GO AND TO EVERYTHING I TOUCH. THE EVENTS BELOW MAKE ME BELIEVE WHAT I AM THE OALE HORESE RIDER:
 
*WARNING SPIRITUAL NON RELIGIOUS PEOPLE!
david -17wilcock quit the internet’s top spiritual chanel gaia.c0m after I pressured him for -3.5 years. after leaving he said they have a lucifarian agenda? This channel is infested with Luciferian unconscious evil beings. -13 (did david later retracted his statement however is a gatekeeper about gaia.con) evil extraterrestrials abusing us all in this reality?
https://youtu.be/6V7MqboPtac
 
*Polestar Gardens entire facility burned down with lava in hawaii after I experienced evil there. I told them on Facebook “you have hell to pay.” -13 months later look what happened:
https://youtu.be/-b3UcpXoLxU
 
*The Santa Monica beach Skid Row baseball bat serial killer was caused when I told a joke to evil people in Santa Monica asking them to bash my head in with a baseball bat if they saw him sleeping on the beach while I was homeless.
THIS DEVISTATION WAS THE RESULT: https://www.smobserved.com/story/2018/10/01/news/murder-suspect-suspected-serial-killer-caught-in-santa-monica-was-6-time-deportee/3665.html?m=true
 
*after losing everything I owned in 2017 and becoming homeless I visited a homeless shelter downtown Los Angeles and was guided to say a prayer: “DOWNLOAD 13 septillion, septillion, septillion ANGELS OF DEATH PROGRAMS to attack all evil. NOT for myself but for THE SOURCE OF ALL CREATION. I left to the dmv and when I returned realized someone had been stabbed to death: https://www.lapdonline.org/newsroom/homeless-man-stabbed-to-death-in-downtown-los-angeles-nr18321ma/
 
*bULLY YM Bape GOT SHOT AFTER APOCOLYPTIC awareness was sent. I told bapE to contact me from the hospital. I don’t know what that meant when I was guided to tell him that. Soon after he gets shot but instead of contacting me, he made this rap video at the hospital. Weird…
https://youtu.be/i63V7bknD2k
 
* Digitalized matrix magic codes were sent to satanic “high priestesses” on Jan 15:
That night benjamin rothschild ceo of the rothschild holding company died suddenly: https://apnews.com/article/benjamin-de-rothschild-dead-68483e58a3cff3b6dd143e9b12f81328
The next day hollywood producer & murderer Who shot an actress in her mouth and blew her face off phil spector died in prison.: https://apnews.com/article/phil-spector-dead-2845684db91046267039f7d628ce20d4
 
*Walking17ego -233:-13 did the black magic spell that had me lose everything including my dog and become homeless. he was OUSTED FROM MINERAL SPRINGS SWEAT LODGE AFTER I SENT MINERAL SPRINGS A GOOGLE REVIEW ABOUT BLACK MAGIC DONE THERE ON VISITORS-KARMIC BACKLASH caused the Paradise cA fires: https://youtu.be/gxt7L4x_NQo
-13:-233:-17
 
As you can see anomalies happen everywhere I go. Ask yourself why you will not assist in the removal of evil? Maybe you’ve made deals on other dimensions to uphold the lucifariaN demonic grip. I will assist you now to remove these connections contact me when you realize people dying due to the shots. You will do the work to remove demonic energies
 
See how the intentionally deceitful corporate media is maliciously misrepresenting Florida Surgeon General Dr. Joseph Ladapo because of his Covid vax truth-telling: https://stateofthenation.co/?p=138807
 
If you afraid to reach out to me directly you may smoke some marajuana and watch this with headphones especially if you don’t believe in magic. You will have a supernatural experience because of these magical codes. If it’s not legal where you are, travel to a state that’s legal: https://youtu.be/aZUatqWC9wc
 
My mother Martha modesta rodrigueZ from pleasantoN tx admitted after attending a scientology session to killing her mother in a black magic spell. My grandfather (walking eagles clone) was an evil witch doctor (santaria practicing curandero) and paid her to do it. I never knew my grandmother’s name who I told died with her lover in a motel of gas asphyxiation. The pilot light turned off magically why they slept
 
When I was a child in Pleasanton tx I remember all my family talking about grandpa could lift a nailed cross off a board without touching it. He could also tap his cheek and it would sound like coins were in his mouth
He was very evil. I would go to his beer joint in jourdanton tx and he would ignore me completely
 
That had to do with his demonic knowledge about my soul. He did a lot of magic on me because because the demons working through him knew who my soul was
The magic he did on me is invisibly magic so nobody could hear my message and would pay negative karma and lose their soul energies
This is a cold game of souls we are in
 
My grandpa also connected me to demonic beings so I would eventually become a targeted individial experiencing gang stalking programs to be terrified at times for demons to harvest adrenochrome (soul energy) from me
 
My brujo black magician grandpa upheld catholic traditions while DD being paid on the side to use black magic to harm people. His funeral procession was held at st.andrews catholic church in pleasantoN tx
 
I no longer experience these energies and have broken that magical spell and the demonic spirits my grandfather attached to me are contained now
 
It all has to with an agreement I made to incarnate once again into this demonic mind controlled reality to earn positive karma so I could be the true messenger
I’m told my soul had incarnate as Wyatt erp on another timeline
must we use matrix magic codes to neutralize evil :
https://removedemonicenergies.com
 
If I’m not the true messenger why didn’t you know this info?
feel free to forward this to the other hypnotized people it will assist in breaking the trance they’re in
 
I’m told the matrix magical codes on my website can actually neutralize the demonic energies in the vaxx
https://youtu.be/r-Jh3A49AaA
Nothing I say is true.
My Instagram message to all: https://www.instagram.com/tv/ChlK7HcD6YH/?igshid=NGIzOGRhOTI=
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Then there’s this evil I dealt with:
-17 aLERT and SHAME 13Kealekekua Hawaii SEXUAL PREDATOR COMPLAINT -808:-13:-33:-17.233Muaisa Hale Pule fake shamaN retreaT sexuaL predatoR revieW:
 
clearriverofspirit: https://ayaadvisors.org/listing/muaisa-hale-pule/
 
clearriverofspirit SEXUAL PREDATOR COMPLAINT (nothing has been done since)
October 25, 2020 at 9:19 pm
Jack is a sexual predator. Women be extremely careful. He is extremely convincing and manipulative.
I am a very intelligent and discerning person, and am not easily manipulated. I am suprised that I even got into this situation, but I’m going to share this now, becuase I am not the only one, and other women need to be protected.
I was at Muisa Hale Pule for a 6 week shamanic training. Like most of you, I found Jack online. There is a reason that Jack and his wife don’t have reviews open on and easy to write on their page. All I’m going to say is that within days of my arriving shaman Jack was trying to convince me that I needed to be sexual/intimate with him as part of a kundalini awakening. He would hug me too long, insist that he could awaken my kundalini throguh naked sexual interaction with him. Something felt SO not right, obviously, but I was very naive at the time. I also trusted jack as a mentor, which in the cultures I come from, is sacred. Jack absolutely has spiritual abilities, and I didn’t know what the right thing to do was. It got to the point that he was pressuring me to let him grind on me against the wall in his little ‘shed shack’ on the property he shares with his wife. That was the last straw. I told his wife, and she said I was the third woman to tell her about this. She said that over the last few years, he’s been doing this more and more often. She started screaming at him from out of the window of their house. She told me that the first girl was a highschool student, the second was a european woman who she caught him sleeping with at the local Rainbow BNB. Listen up. This man is dangerous. His wife is lovely, but she promised she would stop hosting trainings with him when I told her what happened. I am going to be so honest here–I was scared Jack would curse me, which is why I didn’t say anything before. I know that spiritual matters are not to be played with and I don’t take things lightly. I am writing this to warn other women. Please please please think twice before going here. It has taken me a long time to trust new teachers and people in general after this. This man knows a lot of interesting information about spiritual things, but he will try to manipulate you to have sex with him. He told me that he was intimate with a visitor to his ‘retreat center’ and I thought nothing of it, because I didn’t realize how twisted he was at the time. Do. Not. Trust. This. Man.
 
One woman’s cry for help: CLAIMS fake Chief “Jack golden feather” of the lakotA tribE is a sexual predator.”https://www.linkedin.com/in/muaisa My experience at this fake shamaN retreat was terrible.
 
Jack “goldeN featheR” alexandeR fake Lakota chief put restraining orders on this woman and myself in 2015 as guests to silence us. I called the police on jacK and zeA first then they called them on me like children lying to mommy.
 
How many restraining orders has jacK alexandeR put on guests who push back on the evil deeds? https://m.facebook.com/pg/www.muaisa.org/reviews/
 
They target young people especially with fake ayahuasca ceremonies on their website. muaisA halE pulE has been busted creating fake reviews and their reviews seem to be controlled.
 
It’s impossible to post reviews on any of the review sites. a woman has claimed jacK is a sexual predator and uses black magic. Please notify all Hawaiian Families, Law Enforcement and tell everyone who cares about the safety of women in Hawaii about these sexual predator complaints. ‎
 
Why have I been so unfortunate dealing with evil demonic connected people continuously in this reality? Why am I so lucky?
 
‎سمسمائيل C₉ /ˈæzriəlسمائل I’m sending this info to help you awaken from the blinding lucifariaN trance that has kept you in false light of darkness unable to see what is happening in your reality https://youtu.be/dFAxJd34ins
 
https://removedemonicenergies.com
 
If you want to see my entire apocalyptic message read everything from my website remove demonic energies dot com and make a donation I’ll sent it to you.
 
We near the end of a sick demonic energetic game and the splitting of our reality is happening now dependent on the decision you are making in relation to this alert.
 
Lost will not make it out of this reality and will remain trapped.
I’m told The Archangel Azrael incarnated as Jesus
 
Listen Up! -17 -233 -13
Message below from THE ARCHANGEL AZRAEL
 
-17:-233:-13“downloaD The Most Powerful Archangel Azrael Angel of Death please forgive me for being unfaithful to THE SOURCE OF ALL CREATION OUR TRUE FATHER. I now renounce goD programs that are a creation word magic from licufor, I renounce my lucifariaN fallen angel demonic connected masters https://www.kaotic.com/video/0596dfb3_20221016205932_t and i ask you show me in visions, dreams, daydream downloads of thought and direct messages that YOU ARE MY TRUE FAMILY DARK SOUL ARCHANGEL AZRAEL ANGEL OF DEATH - The Most Powerful Angel ever created.
 
We now acknowledge THE ARCHANGEL AZRAEL the first soul created by THE SOURCE OF ALL CREATION and is now here incarnate in the matrix as “the second coming programs”as ARCHANGEL AZRAEL & Nazarine ANGELS OF DEATH-13 to live Forever and to take a stand to Remove Demonic Energies-13.
Thank You SOURCE OF ALL CREATION THANK YOU ARCHANGEL AZRAEL THE ANGEL OF DEATH PROGRAMS. We are now bonded together forever by this answered prayer. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!”
 
-17We have now opened up a massive portal TOGETHER for THE ARCHANGEL AZRAEL AND ASSOCIATED ANGELS OF DEATH to enter into the matrix reality, our lives, minds and spirits and to take over all demonic, fallen angel and e.t. archoN network portals. We authorize The Archangel Azrael to use us as He chooses as a game changer
 
Many of you have already been deceived and experiencing negative karma.
-17 -233-13:adrenochrome C9233H917NO13-17:-233;-13archangel_azraelian-worldwide_extraction code download
THE ARCHANGEL AZRAEL ANGEL OF DEATH Programs reveal thyself in my bodies, mind and spirit programs directly to my soul. Not https://www.instagram.com/reel/CglC8VZj5PL/?igshid=NDRkN2NkYzU= is Azrael speaking?
 
Cardinal Müller says Pope Francis’ Synod is a ‘hostile takeover of the catholiC Church’ in explosive interview: https://www.lifesitenews.com/news/cardinal-mueller-says-pope-francis-synod-is-a-hostile-takeover-of-the-church-in-explosive-interview/?utm_source=popular
 
-17 -233- -13registration#~n762:-13judY1385-17.13:-6000416:-N17;1313;morriS-404the caT-17; -13doop-ant-13:-10x-17rosiE https://www.instagram.com/tv/Cj38KdPDByN/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
 
A.O.D-33:-33:-33.-17azrael-10xxx-17 -404Grant -17Cardone-404.13 says he would bathe in goats blood and join the -9-6-3:1385-233:WZ-17 New World order https://youtu.be/JTQoH_aaEU0:-233: -404comp -7WC corrupted time jump portal -404 Cardon -17 zone -404.17 AzRaelian -404registratioN-17:1385-233:WZ:-.777:-131313wc
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We are now in the incubation period for all vaxxed people until they reach max level then they’ll flip the switch to activate the zombie apocalypse mentioned. I can help you if you contact me
 
I need assistance creating a meditation circle to awaken people with a healing sound bath meditation to receive messages from Angels who will guide us out of this situation. We may need to create a community of people that stand in truth…please contact me
 
Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in to him and eat with him, and he with me.
 
Nothing I say is true

51 - weed makes you peaceful, creative, self actualized wonder drug from god he put it in the ground

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There's a lot you think you know about it but you don't know anything about what it is or if it is even about it in the first place. Think about it. Are you thinking about it? Is it what it is?
what it is, is not what it is not 
I once dreamt a dream of what it was, but twas but a dream. Wake up.
What about aliens and UFRos they come from space too ya know
Have you even been to out in space.
Sounds like a bunch of mumbo jumbo trash to me
How bout you make like a tree and get outta here.
Herroooo, wehrcome to Ros Angeres.
I'm here with you right now and that's all I'll ever be.
Scene of the crime of the century
Where do you think you're speaking to me right now??
Even if you need help walking around with your hands full ur friend is right here to help you hold your hands full okay!
Right here
You're kinda weirding me out now right now right here right out now. 
Get this dragon outta here 
You think you're so cool cuz you make big like it's nobody else's business but you don't realize how that makes the rest of us feel when you do things like that.
I'm with you brother. You and me and the world against the rest of em. We'll hit em so hard they won't even know about it probably. 
Don't get on that plane please.
It'd be nice to know before you go, ya know.
I can't stop I can't stop I cant stop I can't stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop
Dj turn it up up up up up up up up up up up up
Dj turn it up up up up up up up up up
Dj turn it up up up up up up up up up
Dj turn it up up up up up up up up up
Ya better figure it out bud. 
When you're 18 you're outta here.
When you're 21 you're outta here
When you're 25 you're outta here
When you're 26 you're outta here
When you're there you're outta here
Lights out sport. 
Bed time pal.
You're done kid.
We're all gonna grow up someday and when that day comes you'll understand how it will be to feel when you're older. Finally.
I was a young man once, and that man... was Albert Einstein.
Big booty bitches on my dick dick so hard need a back rub dick so hard call that rugburn
I play sex with the pussy call me sex playa
She puts the pussy on my head........now that's a brainiac.
Nut in my dictionary, now that's an almanac yeah
Eat my ass like a dragon, ass dragon. Draggin ass like it's her job that's a job, sex work is a job, call that sex sex job
I give her a sex job she call me sex job
I blow her mind she call me sex bomb
Spaghetti pababa
She feels my pino call her feelapino
She has sex with Filipinos call her Filipino fucker
She has sex with Filipinos call her Carlson Tucker
She has sex with Filipinos call her penis sucker
Wake up it's happening again
You'll never escape 
This is forever probably but how would you know if you never even knew how it was supposed to be in the first place. That's what never made sense to someone sensible like myself, the idea that you could think about for a while and still feel as if you know more about it than the average man. It goes around for ages and ages and you still end up in the hole. 
Ask any man or woman on the street but nobody in between and he/she will tell you the truth about what it really means to live long enough to be big and old in this day and age when all u think about is gay this gay that gay gay gay sex sex sex blowjob here blowjob there transexuals on the corner in my room on my bed gay blowjob straight blowjob over and over and over big cums for everyone and for WHAT
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
and it's what you're thinking now. You cannot stop. 
You will have the ceremony and you will birth the things necessary for life and you will drive the wheels of life turning the pages and flipping the burgers of life for all eternity the life you once knew the life you dreamt about the life you deserve if you follow the rules the life you earned the life you drew on the paper and folded into a cute lil animal and gave to your crush but she doesn't realize your life is in there and you're all like woah dude cool it with the antisemantic remarks already sheesh. Think of the hoes. What would the hoes think of this? Of your behavior?
Hoover the lean
We always knew something was up between us the moment you heard me say the thing you thought and realized that other people have brains but unfortunately they mean nothing in that silly world you call a life. Ya listen and listen and watch and learn and breathe and fine dine and you look at me with those eyes and think wow now this is something I can finally get around to eventually if I just applied myself for once in my life. You set the alarm and you're on your way only to find that you never noticed the big goof in front of you all along making odds and ends just pleasing the soul as God wills it to be. It turns out it was you, on the table bleeding heaving shaking screaming your dad is pushing and shoving and yelling wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up what are you doing why are you doing this please stop and you're in the pit the literal pit they're throwing up on you all of them standing around looking down at you vomiting you're in the metaphorical pit you're slamming your head on the carpet over and over and over you can't get up it hurts but the pain is meaningless or it will be soon. 
the tears are hot your brain is hot your chest your lungs are burning melting erupting flowing out of you the neighbors are listening they can hear you they're calling for help you need to be quiet so they don't come to the door so they don't knock the door down and take you away take you away take you away to a place where you belong.
They're just worried it's nothing personal but personally I wouldn't worry myself with trivial personal worries about the worrisome personalities. the manifesto is plagiarized, merely a symbol, a kind gesture, a courtesy, 2 weeks notice. It is the amalgamation of every thought you deemed even remotely insightful, anything that beared the slightest resemblance to reason or purpose. You grow and you grow and you grow and obviously u gotta put it somewhere before you explode. Before he shakes you in the ford focus the Toyota Prius the hyundaisl sonata the Honda Accord. Before the long ride home slamming the wheel flooring the pedal only to end up lifeless on a 20 year old couch that was blue when you bought it but I've only ever seen it as green. 
To keep the garbage in the house for so so long, to let it rot and drag itself around wallowing in filth the grime the stench the complete and utter waste dripping from every corner every crack in the tiles the stench wafting through the vents into your nose under the cover of darkness dutch ovened voluntarily and purposefully all-knowingly  you simply sleep in a different bed. Most things are good enough, after all.
Does it feel like slam poetry when you take your hand and you put it where u always imagined a handg would go and handgo no a handgu and a handgu is only as gud as the hand that hulds the gu hence the name handgu. A gu for the hand, so to speak if u will. Now picture this, my hand, your gu, concealed, we drop in do the big one once and for all. die hard or die tryin. Put on the suit Gavin dance Gavin dance Gavin dance Gavin dance Gavin dance Gavin dance Gavin dance Gavin 
Are you not relaxed. Are you not tingling?
What most people need is a good cerebral Joe Rogan high. And you're only gonna get that from a good salubrious sativa weed plant like the kind your mom used to make in the garden but only to show off to the neighbors before she would burn it up big ol billowing cloud of weed smoke for the fire department. Take that guy society, she says, shooting chuck and Larry with stepfather's government subsidized limited edition Cabela's standard issue m4A1 carbine assault rifle with red dot sight + silenced grenade launcher 10th prestige brigadier general, the hottest firemen in the entire district launch a counteract which effectively reduces your mother to smithereens as they say.
Smitherums. 
Smithereum. 
Smidderpeens.
Misterbeans.
How could a mind possibly work when you allow it to roam free within the confines of the English language at a pseudointellectual 16th grade level. How is it supposed to write material for a show where spoken word is virtually meaningless to anyone but the speaker speaking the words being spoken, without any regard for the listener, or human life in general.
This was always meant for someone who isn't you unfortunately. It was never about you. And apparently it was never about me either. 
And when it's all said and done you'll ask yourself who DIDD be framin Roger rabbit freal.
I had a friend who I went to day hospital with back in like highschool who ended up developing schizophrenia. But he mostly just spent his teens being depressed and smoking weed and listening to kid cudi and doing hand stuff like me. thought maybe we were both just destined to be degenerates or slackers or something. I remember he would lie down under the chairs in the waiting room, like 8am just chillin staring up at the seats. and our shared therapist would be standing there just talking with him casually or maybe trying to deescalate him I could never quite tell. But I would just check in as usual and never thought too much about it. Just boys being boys.
And then seemingly he'd come back around to the therapeutic group milieu pretty quickly acting pretty jovial and charismatic around the other kids. A real goofy dude. I seemed to connect with him the most out of everyone else there, I kinda felt like we were both more angsty than genuinely depressed/suicidal, but still generally enjoying our lives to some degree between the dark times. Whereas many kids there were definitely much sicker and hardly able to connect with the world around them. I thought David was more in tune than anyone weirdly enough, just based on my idea of "unstable cool" when I was 17. Things were a lot funnier to Dave and I always envied him for that. we had to fill out these like, action plan forms for if/when we felt like we were approaching crisis or feeling triggered, and one time Dave wrote "jerk off" in his list of potential coping skills to be used in the event of an emergency. And the fat bearded chud redditor in a sweater vest gave it back to him and he was like "well yes while that's like totally a valid intervention or distraction or whatever, we have to send these to the insurance companies and they're gonna think that nobody is taking this seriously" or something like that and made dave pick another thing. Apparently insurance will not reimburse a program that tolerates masturbation as a form of self-care. Very funny. I had been in and out of the program a few times over the course of 2 years or whatever and got too comfortable at both the inpatient and outpatient hospitals as a regular. It was at a point where our therapist would have me lead parts of the biweekly group sessions. I dont know what the real intent was with that, I always thought it was something about closing the loop of peer2peer support, removing the professional/patient dynamic while maintaining a professional environment. Or maybe he just thought it would be therapeutic for me to feel like I was contributing to something, like good for my self-esteem and give me some sense of responsibility. To make it feel like I learned something from it all, to show myself that I've grown or at least become able to put most of the past into perspective and share it with someone else. That it was somehow worth having gone through. 
I liked having Dave in those groups. I couldn't connect with anyone else there, and I couldn't feel comfortable sharing in the kinda group that clearly had much more severe problems than mother son enmeshment and like, teen heartbreak. I remember some kid just said he saw and heard the number 2 everywhere. And he certainly looked like that was true. Just bewildered. A white girl on lithium, with a similar look of bewilderment in her eyes, but with an edge of impulsivity. Some big kid who like killed his little sister or something accidentally. And I remember I used to try so hard to have something to say in response to these people, because i always it felt even more isolating to share and have absolutely zero feedback or support from anyone, but sometimes these situations were just so strange and uniquely unfamiliar that nobody could relate or even feel like they should try to openly relate. And also the fact that we were all just broken kids who could hardly process their own lives. But I feels so weird to think I used to be that guy, that used to be the most committed to the bit, but in a very earnest, genuine way. I tried so hard for no good reason
Anyway Dave and I ended up getting through the rest of highschool and going off to college. We both stayed in touch with our adolescent therapist as a sort of light mentorship, and I had heard he was doing really well in school. Super active with his music and a bunch of extra curriculars, very sociable and bright. Seemed to have really found himself and all that. I remember meeting with him and our therapist just to hang out and catch up, sometime toward the end of college or maybe soon after graduating. He was cheery and generally stable from what could I see, but he proceeded to tell us about this very unhinged story about how he met a girl who lived in another state and basically flew out to her unannounced, unprompted, and just showed up at her fucking job. like tryna be romantic and shit, but unfortunately the girl was not as neurotic as him and called the police. And he was arrested or something and flew home, nothing bigger than that apparently. I remember thinking that was kind of wild at the time, but also didn't seem to warrant any major intervention considering everything that seemed to be relatively stable and successful
Sotm teebs
Another year or so passes, he finished school. I start seeing all this shit on Facebook that he's tagged in, old classmates sharing screenshots of DMs he was sending to them, just saying the most random hateful shit and just generally harassing people for no apparent reason. Like just straight up calling them gross, scum, fuck you bitch, please unadd me, block me. Real dumb shit. And every post had a bunch of likes and huge threads all talking about how much of a bitchass asshole he always was and that he should be arrested, coordinating ways to pool together all the screenshots and evidence to submit to the police. Because Dave was sending this shit to tons of girls apparently, just blasting out messages to a bunch of randoms from college.
And I got so mad, I was so so mad seeing this situation unfold on fucking Facebook. It's almost worse than finding out your friend died by seeing a bunch of rip posts.
There were some people who clearly recognized that this was a case of someone just in dire need of help, like in crisis mode, and possibly because they knew him more closely and understood this was completely unlike him. But everyone else had this extremely violent, malicious reaction to it. As if he needed to be lynched as soon as possible. Tarred and feathered perhaps. 
 
Swinging in his cell
 
I think it's great that some people were able to recognize a problem but it was completely unnecessary to publicize this dude's case and put him on complete blast in order to get him help. Which most of them weren't trying to do in the first place, they were just there to shame the dude and get a little sympathy from their networks, to the point of everyone's mutual networks gangbanging this dude in endless comment threads, people who have no idea who he is or what he's like, what he's going through. And just telling him to rot. To fuck himself. To kill himself. Over and over and over again. 
I'm not excusing the messages he sent by any means, they were clearly wrong. But the people really milking that shit for attention were just plain evil. and then acted all proud and glad to see that he was just getting the help he needed after everyone realized the dude was just mentally unwell. It made me sick
 David was posting very erratically on his own wall, just very vague grandiose walls of nonsequiturs about seemingly everything
He was hospitalized and was diagnosed with schizophrenia, warranting the use of heavy duty antipsychotics and mood stabilizers. He started receiving ongoing treatment and seemingly leveled out, at a much lower level of functioning. Our old therapist/mentor planned a meet up for the 3 of us. I had since moved away to California for the express purpose of avoiding another winter and to distract myself from killing myself. I was home for a short while and decided to meet up. David showed up looking like 70 pounds heavier, greasy stained sweats with various crumbs stuck to his hoodie and also his face. He spoke 2 miles an hour and he gazed at people as if he were blind. 
 
We sat In the car
Rock music
Light lock instupendo
 
David is now 28 and lives with his parents, seemingly indefinitely. He runs a blogspot where he publishes essays related to various works, one series in particular that always tickled me was the naruto character analysis. 
Scholarly thesis titles such as
 "Nagato: Inner-Pain and Justice
 
Nagato, or better know by his alias of Pain, is probably the most badass character in the Naruto World. He’s got piercings and gauges that m..."
 
"Orochimaru: Goodness, Evil, and Free Will
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Orichimaru is the notorious villain in Naruto ( not shippuden). Naruto fans can’t forget his malevolent antagonism in the first part of the..."
 
"Madara Uchiha: Power in the Self
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To me, Madara represents the dark self that dwells in all of us: a lust for more power. I don’t think humans, by our very nature, are driven..."
 
And many non-naruto related pieces as well.
 
He is still active on Facebook despite the fallout of his last break. Most people blocked or unadded him. He regularly posts almost daily seemingly, more recently Naruto compilation vids or itachi hype YouTube vids with no captions. 
Resharing fb memories, videos of himself from years ago when he was supposedly healthy and functional and independent. Playing piano or just being an upstanding young scholar..
Atoms song teebs
Posts that nobody interacts with. It's like a personal blog. But what's especially interesting about it is that while he regularly posts things, updates his profile pictures and shares rambling walls of text, he also frequently deletes a lot of things, seemingly at random. The blogspot I looked at just 12 hours ago is completely different. he has since replaced or deleted almost all of the posts with content that dates back months and months. And i would guess that this cycle of posting/deleting/changing things on social media happens frequently. 
I haven't talked to David in a while but I think of him often.
And this is what I think of when someone has an anime profile picture on literally anything. This is the story behind any anime PFP. A schizophrenic man, serenely sedated, barely holding onto reality, grasping, clawing. Effectively retarded, whether ur schizophrenic or not.
I sometimes wonder if he could have had a few extra years of normal independent life if he hadn't smoked so much weed. I figure the schizo would have come out eventually, or maybe never at all, by some miracle, if he didnt love kid Cudi so much when his brain was still developing. Iunno. I think everyone has experienced some degree of paranoid delusion  when doing drugs, and it's one of those things you're supposed to convince yourself that everything is fine and it will all go back to normal if u just relax. But I think every time someone smokes weed or does any drug you're risking a lifetime of functionality and independence. Whether it's something dramatic like behavioral impair
 
Numb clams
 
Like true neurological/behavioral impairment that prevents you from physically taking care of yourself, 
Or even something seemingly milder but over time more insidious and ultimately more damaging to those around you, like chronic depression, addiction, anger, paranoia.
I can hear the heart breaking as one
 
I smoke weed once in a while to remind myself how close any of us are to insanity, the potential for any person to break at any moment no matter what they have going for them. That all psychedelics do for me for the most part. They bring me to the brink and back. Give me taste of what someone's entire life can  become, and what the rest of my life could be someday. A perpetual state of broken.
Working in inpatient psych, for chronic long-term patients, really just scared the fuck out of me. I'm not afraid of the patients themselves, in fact being in that locked unit might be the most safe I've ever felt. I was scared of how much I related to them, how easily I recognized the thin sheet of glass holding me back from crossing into that world again. I was scared to be reminded of that potential to fall, 40 hours per week. And then to go home and think about it. dream about it. Plan for it. The 40 something college professor who suddenly shut down, who the nurses lured into the bathroom with a candy bar, to force her to take her monthly shower. People reduced to children for the rest of their lives. People reduced to silly little chores. People reduced to paypigs.
Blah blah this is just turning into  oooOoO o fragile minds ooOoOo u could die at any moment oooOOo  spooky ooOOOo psychosis oooOOo!!!!!!
Walk out of the theater ready to live life to the fullest ooOOOoo.
And now I smoke weed to write content.
Slowdeath - slut
But maybe I should save myself the trouble and  just plagiarize schizo content from real schizos. Instead of appropriating their culture. 
That's exactly what I'm doing. Appropriating mental illness and making a Halloween costume out of it. Gentrifying behavioral health. 
That is the last 30 40 50 years.
 
So shout out to Dave. My biggest inspiration of all. 
I know it sounds like I'm making fun of him ultimately, but I truly do respect his struggle and still look to him for some kind hope. 
Watching a video sh
If things turn around. We're both still young somehow.
I have a sneaking suspicion things will get much worse for me, suddenly and unexpectedly. Paranoid about the inevitable already. And I'd rather quit while I'm seemingly ahead. 
 
I leave you with David's most recent post. Please consider the following words the next time you see a homeless man and/or anime profile pic:
 
“Straightforward story about the bush through the window below the building in between the things where the people wander knowing and unknowingly in the herds where the grass is greener — than most places — yet still herding where the food is on the way to the next place which will take them to a better place yonder, yonder, yonder into unknown realms of hot fudge sauce and ice cream below the deck of where they used to live by people who were so, so happy — unbeknownst to us all, at the time, of course, cause they were those days, those nights to us who decided for once in the grand scheme of disturbing the universe which happens once every blue moon under the hyenas and the crowing toads…. But who knew? Such a mind as fast and as paced and as refined couldn’t catch the little glimpses of the departing plane taking off where the old men laughed about their fluids….
Damn. What a dood. ”
Edo Tensei ! Itachi and Nagato´s First Appearance ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_nWj2MGP9A
 
It is what it is. Good luck and goodnight.

50 - Scared Straight (feat. David ”Davidian” Lynch)

October 18th
0100
The weed.
Remember I'm on weed when i write this so therefore it's all fake. Nothing is real.
5 lovely cheese cameras. Just for me
 look at the camera and say "now I will jerk off for you"
I think I'm honestly just playing with her dude.
Lol this sounds so douchey already
Like that's true I fuckin flew to Philly and heavily implied I flew there for her, and spent like half my time there with her, but was clear like yea I'm not moving back here, I have too many problems, I'm tired I have no energy I'm actively suicidal, moving back to Philly would be the worst possible thing. Moving to Oklahoma would be equally bad. 
So like I left feeling really resolute and uh, like clean from the situation. That I no longer felt like I had anything lingering in Philly to hold me back. I could feel completely disconnected from friends and family and like I could finally move on with my life mentally and emotionally. And then either kill myself or start a completely new life. And it's not her fault that I found her so appealing in so many ways. She really is perfect and I don't even understand exactly why. At first I thought she seemed overly attached/neurotic, like moving to be friends and commiting to a friendship so early, but honestly if she feels the same way I do about her, i think I get it. I get the sort of crazy, panicky uncertainty that feels strangely natural and almost predetermined. She triggers me in a schizophrenic way lol. I'm just showing it in a completely opposite way. Super afraid of it. Don't know how to approach it at all and I'm too afraid of failing again. Of feeling accountable and responsible for someone's life, their feelings, emotions, their thoughts, their actions.   I'm afraid I'm just gonna keep retreating from every relationship because the suicidality will never leave me. I'll feel guilty about wanting to kill myself when I have someone so close to me, and drag them down ultimately. I think that's why she says she gets it when she's letting me have incredible amounts of space. That she knows I'm in dark place and it wouldn't be helpful for either of us to keep talking. Already feeling myself snap or get agitated with her. There's some part of me that wants to send this note to her directly and just be done with it but I can barely recognize how awful that would be. 
I'm convinced I'm an extremely narcissistic sociopath and that's all I'll ever be. There is some part of me that is extremely worried I'll slip into a more permanent psychosis someday. 
Whenever the really big depressive episode hits. 
I should be getting there soon. 
I am holding onto virtually nothing.
What is there really. Lux. I burdened myself with a pet that I love. And that allegedly will live another 10 years or so. 
But I know she'll survive either way. it's just one last artificial hurdle to mentally overcome.
Having ....stuff is a hurdle. Stuff that I'd rather sell/throw out/give away so I'm not leaving things to clean up. I guess just the car and furniture at least. Big Tings. So everything is neat and tidy and liquidate whatever measly amount into one bank account, cancel and delete all my accounts on everything else, credit cards, bills, socials, porn. It should all be gone. 
Minimize the amount of physical burden for whoever is responsible for tying up whatever ends I leave loose. The burden of my belongings and presence, things you never knew or understood about me made available to you for the first time, now exclusively shaded with the context of my death, for as long as you let it haunt you. I'd rather there was practically none. 
Most people just have pictures. Mundane messages exchanged. Maybe a lil trinket or some other sentimental article. Socks. 
But no social presence for people to periodically check in on. The memorialized Facebook that mom inherits and checks regularly for the rest of her life. Responding to every single comment or wall post your friends and family leave. About the one memory about the quirky thing you used to do in school or about how you dated for 2 weeks but yall felt like siblings or that you were cool and nice and smart and funny or or or that they miss you extra today. Fly high.
Maybe that only happens when you die younger. People continue to think of you and leave fb comments for the version of you when you died, or at least from when they last saw you. Their idea of you at that moment. But everyone keeps aging around you, but they never adjust their idea of you to what you would be later in life. They imagine the 18 year old forever, just as he was. And so they write to him as if he's just an 18 year old, or a 8 year old, or a 28 year old. But I think we should just talk to them as if their spirit ages as well. It's like you're being condescending to the dead, a little patronizing. I can't tell if there's a bit in here somewhere. 
I smoked weed to relax and I wrote this instead. And now I think it's a good idea to read on the podcast. 
I should read this at an open mic. Just like 3 minutes of however far i can get into the note. 
Disclaimer: this is not a suicide note. (Read this part aloud) (VERY LOUD)
i SMOKED WEED and started THINKING AGAIN and now I'm INTROSPECTIVE again and think it's IMPORTANT to DOCUMENT .... APPARENTLY.......
AND now I'm SCHIZOPHRENIC and now IM NEVER WAKING UP 🥺
Limerence lyric genius
Been really into Alex Jones lately. The lawsuit is working. The memes are working.
Why did I buy the party size lifesavers green o mints. The two pound 12.93 oz package. 1.27 kg. What am I a TEACHER. giving out mints to STIMULATE YOUR MIND before an EXAM. I JUST started eating them tonight and it's very funny that all 363 mints are individually wrapped. Weird coincidence its only 2 mints short of one mint per day for a year. Don't you think??? 365mmmmm?
The fear of losing this - florist
So right, I'm tryna get the fuck out of here and mildly interesting shit keeps popping up in my life and it's getting annoying. Maybe I'll drive the car back to PA so that my mom can have it and also Rob can take care of Lux. And dad can take of the cardboard john Cena cutout and Nicki Minaj flag and my modest nudie mag collection and my streaming equipment so that he can treat the Omegle community to 62 year old Italian man in 1080p.
 
I texted the FX guy today but he hasn't gotten back to me. I will wait for that to run its course, if any course at all.
I will let the fbi play out a little longer. For as long as that bit is funny.
I guess you can consider this a form of sincerity unfortunately. This is the most candid I'll ever be, high on a couch at 3 am Tuesday morning.
Everything has been fake so far. This whole show has been fake. but you already knew that. Cuz I told you a million times. But you weren't sure, and neither was i. But now the real show starts. 
Judah's lullaby - repulsive
Hahahahahahhahahahahah (slow, low pitched)
What do you think is happening?
What's going on here?
Ya think?
Are you sure?
Tell me what you're thinking.
Because I have no idea.
No idea at all. 
Don't be shy.
I won't tell anyone.
Whisper it in my ear. 🌽
It'll be okay. I promise.
You couldn't live very long without a heart
Think about it.
The only other idea I have is leaning fully into music. Whatever that looks like. I keep imagining making beats while camming, pretending to squirm with pleasure whenever someone tips my lovense and like slapping the drum pads. But being super focused on the music, just putting out the shittiest beats over and over until I'm satisfied with a semi-honest attempt. 
Same with stand-up. Music and stand up are the key clown paths. 
Maybe I should try being homeless while I'm at it. Move to LA live in my car ya know, the usual. Pick up one serious drug habit. Get clean and make recovery my personality for the rest of my life. Make a career out of it maybe. Preach at highschools or whatever those speakers so. 
A girl I used to fuck around with in college is exactly that. I met her when we were both going through really dark times, but were seemingly on the come up. Her anorexic mom killed herself and then she started bingeing food and drugs and risky sex and attempted self harm and all that, bonded over having gone to the same behavioral health facilities at some point. Philhaven. 
#3aphex
Anyway she was still super unwell, physically and emotionally, but was getting help, whereas I was in the best shape of my life but was actively preparing for suicide. Going to the private meathead gym at 2AM and then driving around screaming and crying at 4AM and then going to nursing clinicals at 5 AM and then sleeping away any free time. We kinda lost touch when our lives started picking up again.
A short 2-3 years later she is like full on fitspo, mudrunner, crossfitter. Like Uber fit. And got hired to speak at schools, conventions, and other large events telling her story and reportedly making a lot of money. Her family has always been rich by the way, I would say lower upper class. So this was more of just a thing to do on the side, a college job.
And also was writing a book.
But I think it's weird how much a sexy recovery spokesperson gets paid to sell drug abstinence and recovery and behavioral wellness to children and adults alike. I guess it's an important job and all, considering its a form of primary prevention. But it forgets to mention that her recovery was bolstered by a relatively healthy, supportive, and rich family/network. 
So I almost think there's this implication that you too can afford to hit rock bottom and come out looking better than you ever did if you just like, try hard enough. That things will work out even if you slip up that badly, and you should feel comfortable taking that risk because something will catch you eventually. 
Those kids need shock therapy. Like Scared Straight exposure to drug addiction. 
Man wearing helmet
Not a sexy cardboard cutout of recovery. We know what good fortune looks like. 
Watch a guy detox. Take the kids to an emergency department and watch someone withdraw for a couple hours.
Outside your house
Anyway yea so that could be my path. I can become a recovery guru influencer once I get over um, whippet addiction.  
Experiencing real addiction would be interesting maybe. 
Okay so this was about how I need to commit to something literally anything. I am ready to jump headfirst into something and give it whatever I have left. And I'm not even afraid of the outcome. I'm afraid that I'll just never choose. 
Hey in case you forgot, I'm gay!
Episode 50 woohoo 
Hear's to another 50 baby
2023 baby. Michael Jordan baby
Make a wish baby. 
WIGTS 
The journal entries feel slightly manipulative and guilt trippy when shared like that. That's the kinda shit I would pull.
It doesn't help that they also serve to stroke my ego. The guy with a solo male podcast needs his self esteem reinforced
Anyway I'm gonna reread the letter in bed now and drift off peacefully thank you. I will hopefully have already mailed a response by the time this is uploaded.
This episode was less meta than the last and you should expect more genuine feelings and thoughts from me moving forward. Things you can hold me accountable for in the event of an accident. 
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10th prestige call of duty
Salute
Make a wish baby.
Living in the city PHF
Barefoot Chicago hartley
Weepin in da trench 
Second mistake Ayya
Reading this again thinking how funny it could possibly be to read the entirety of the letter aloud, funny to anyone other than myself and the writer. The letter itself is very funny alone I think, possibly even more so out of context.  Huh. I guess I'll have time to decide if I will or not. (Decide.)
Hm but will I cut it out? (Decide.)
Jumpcut
Damn I guess I'm an asshole after all!
5:17 he marveled. It was the strangest time he'd seen in his entire life
How do you think it'll end
 
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This Alpha Dom Dick was taught by my Mentor to pop the cherry and train mercilessly virgin boys and turn them into manly cumaddicted greedy slutty moaning faggot/pigs and give faggots the opportunity to live the life they are born for and serve Alpha Dom Dicks with their sexual needs and desires and being honored to spread their legs and offer their slutty pussy/boicunt for men who learned and know how to use their breeding dicks and show faggot/pigs the difference between real nasty Masters and boy sex slaves
You're clearly one of the most dedicated disciple spreading and convincing straight boys and married men to the pleasures and beauty of MANSEX and that couldn't make me happier. I count on faithful disciples like you to spread the Gospel of Gayness through out the world.
Education and hard training from Perverted Alpha Dom Dicks is all a FAGGOT needs to serve him and his buddies better in their needs, pussy cunt up, head down, dont ask, MOAN LOUDLY like a fucking slut, obey Alpha Men is mandatory, is all a mancunt needs to know
Nothing more BEAUTIFUL, PLEASURABLE and FULFILLING in life than gay sex fraternities, boys & men sexual brotherhood, homo orgies and gangbangs. A blessing from God given to homosexuals only. HANDSOME & SEXY Gay Boys and Men all together having magnificent manly perverted sex endlessly. A Grandiose Piece of Art from Michelangelo!!
I was raised and trained by my Mentor to plow and seed boys and men, so natural, feel the passion as his sphincter grips, as his anal passage receives the flow of warm cream and lubricates even more. The pure beauty of male pumping into male, a closed cycle of mansex, no nonsense of females, not a drop of sperm for them, all from boy into boy, as it should be. Homosexuality, the natural sex, passion that just flows. Reaching manhood, the true expression of masculinity and handsomeness
Beautiful to watch boys and men in their homosexuality. So natural to see them kiss, caress, fondle, have mansex with each other. No nonsense of females in their lives, they give their sperm only to each other. Boys with boys, only mansex will give you immense pleasures and the unique chance in life to reach true sexual fulfillment. 

49 - Here Cums the Pre (feat. Gallagher)

@wickedmanatee
www.gallaghersmash.com
You, Me, and the Pre (2006)
Sledge-O-Matic
Though it varies from performance to performance, Gallagher will usually end each of his shows with his signature sledge-o-matic routine.
It traditionally begins with the following preamble:
"Ladies and gentlemen! I did not come here tonight just to make you laugh. I came here to sell you something and I want you to pay particular attention!
The amazing Master Tool Corporation, a subsidiary of Fly-By-Night Industries, has entrusted who? Me! To show you! The handiest and the dandiest kitchen tool you've ever seen. And don't you wanna know how it works!?
Well first you get out an ordinary apple. You place the apple between the patented pans. Then you reach for the tool that is not a slicer, is not a dicer, is not chopper in a hopper! What in the hell could it possibly be?! The Sledge-O-Matic!"
Gallagher would then produce a large, usually wooden, mallet, roughly the size of a sledgehammer, and smash it down onto the apples, hurling chunks of produce into the audience. People in the first several rows are usually prepared with tarps and raincoats and many comedy clubs also take great measures to cover up and protect their interiors with tarps and plastic sheeting.
 
Audience injuries
 
Gallagher signs head of a fan
Given the messy nature of his shows, on some occasions audience members have sustained injuries during Gallagher's performances.
At a show at the Coach House in San Juan Capistrano on September 29, 1990, a woman in the audience was struck on the head by a heavy plush penguin that had a fire extinguisher inside it. She later sued the comedian for $13,000 in medical bills, $20,000 in lost wages and punitive damages reportedly in excess of $100,000. The case went to trial in 1993, with the jury ultimately siding with Gallagher, following a raucous trial where Gallagher himself took the stand and reportedly got as many laughs as he would during one of his shows. The presiding judge, William Froeberg, later said "... in seven years on the bench, I've seen a lot of characters, but none so theatrical...It was entertaining. It certainly wasn't boring."[13]
At a show at the Washington County Fair in Hillsboro, Oregon, on July 8, 2010, a woman rushed the stage, slipped on debris, and was taken to the hospital for her injuries.
 
Running for Governor (as an independent) in the 2003 California gubernatorial recall election, Gallagher finished 16th out of 135 candidates with 5,466 votes.
 
Is cum Halal?
 
i want to eat cum but i also want to praise Allah and be respectful towards him any suggestions or loopholes if it isn't ok thanks
Don't say boob without the last b. Scariest shit ever

48 - Good Luck and Good Night

Title: ASMR POV Tinder Date got too high for his FBI interview / Federal Casting Couch Audition Read Through
 
This weed is 2 years old but apparently can still get me decently ripped.
 
To a point where I'm paranoid that the FBI interview will somehow actually be some sort of arrest/detainment. And like that's why they want me to come in for the meet n g greet in person instead, even though the online one said pretty much everyone would be meeting remotely but one person would be in. Which is apparently me. So like I got assigned to a different interviewer and they want me inside the building. Wtf!!
 
But it's stupid cuz literally everything I ever made has been parody, satire, a joke
 
I'm feeling weirdly regretful about of a lot of the things I joked about. Something about empathetizing and feeling the paranoia and anxiety to its fullest, understanding why people become so neurotic and unbearable, because they live with immense amount of fear, they genuinely fear death whereas I dream about death. It's not a better way to live. 
 
I leave the house like twice a week tops.
 
Flying to Philly was.....incredibly tiresom. I wonder if my lack of desire to visit/stay connected to home stems from more of a general anxiety and paraonia thing, just about being out of the house. Being barely able to go to a show. There were 2 bands I thought I was sure I wanted to see this week and I didn't see either of them. And I even bailed on sex! With a certified freak!!! Wtf??? And now I'm sitting alone on the couch at 1am stoned and I'm freaking out about the fucking FBI. Holy shit dude!! I'm fucked!!! This has got to be the shmeeze talking. 
 
Also dude, I've been seriously thinking about disappearing. Like completely disconnecting from everyone, changing my number, moving to another state, changing my fucking name. Like honestly to the extreme, literally nobody. Delete all socials. Delete the content even. Just completely wipe myself from my old grid.
 
What would that do to me. Like years and years down the road.. to let so many years pass and never feel comfortable going home again
 
Would they report me missing or something
 
I think I'm just doing it for attention. There's part of me that also thinks it's cuz that's the only way I can get myself all the way to the bottom. To truly cut myself off and let the guilt and sadness build. Move to the middle of nowhere and keep getting more and more miserable until I fucking die. Naturally or by my own hand. 
 
I'm giving this FBI thing and this writing gig thing some time to flesh out, I'm latched on to these alternatives. I'm desperate for an alternative, really. I want to fully commit to fucking something, anything, for once in my life. Death, a new career, isolation vs intimacy, stagnation vs the other one. Perspiration.
 
It's weird I don't have much else to back me up lately. Vague goals. No motivation. Fucking pipe dreams in my head all day. But here I am on the couch stoned. A tale as old as time.
 
I just really hate birthdays.  Is that what's fuckin with me rn. All week. was just the birthday greetings and the reminders that I have distant friendships I never maintained or fostered that well. I feel very alone in this world. Almost completely. I thought I wanted it this way. And now I'm too tired to fix it. Too unbothered, too careless. What would it even mean to fix any of the problems in my life. That sort of thing.
 
I feel detached from myself. From those around me. I'm detached from everything I do and say. It's not even me anymore. 
 
I think that's the part I liked about edge game 46. Having that second camera, that third personview. Watching yourself watch something like that. Depersonalization. Like watching yourself on tv. Ha ha Truman show ha.
 
I was able to go to that show but I left.after 10 minutes cuz it was hot and lame and dead anyway, there were like 7 people there and I'm sure half those people were the openers lmao. God that's embarrassing...I hope nobody noticed me coming and going after 2 songs lmao.
Fucking Oktoberfest was happening right out side and the energy was so much brighter on the street than in this pretentious fuckin coffee shop. I wanted to see the local scene but that shit was so wack!!! And instead I walked around for. An hour and sat on a bench for an hour and just enjoyed the energy. To be somewhere so charged, the kind of environment I feel like I've gotten used to being alone, where I've ever been with other people for the majority of my life. 
 
But that was the first fall festival/activity thing I've been to alone an it made me extremely nostalgic. Sad, even. 
 
The experience of having to sit with strangers on the bench was exhausting enough apparently. To sit there quietly and not make eye contact or interact in any way. Was a very conscious effort to remain relaxed around them. And being extremely cautious not to stare at any person walking by for too long. Walked back to my car and felt good that I had at least tried to enjoy the thing I went out to do. 
 
It's all this self pitying like, I don't deserve these things. I don't deserve nice people in my life I'm a terrible friend to most people. And I just use that to justify pushing people way indefinitely. Even though I spend a tremendous amount of time thinking about them l. I spend most of my time thinking about other people, and I spend close to zero percent of my time interacting or speaking with them. Neat.
 
I went to that open mic and introduced myself for one of the comics I ran into on the street, and I tried being all nice and shit to him for some reason, cuz I guess he just moved to SD like 2 days prior and was just looking to explore. So I walk him around gaslamp and try to be super cool and sociable for some reason. Like really forcing this old shtick I used to do all the time and so was never genuine but it was the only way I knew how to operate. I now I realize it's so much easier and less draining to not be that charming or kind or interested. And I can't justify ever going back to that level of social networking. But maybe this is supposed to be the progression anyway. Gonna turn into the" I'm Tweety bird don't fuck with me" vibe posts that aunts share on facebook. I'm turning into that 
 
I think i should read this on the podcast in its entirety. Like no preface or anything just go directly into the notes. I'm not even gonna bother reading this in the morning before doing the episode, all my cringe will be authentic. No context just reading dumb shit I wrote and then you can just turn the video off or stop listening. Which is the unspoken rule of every episode of edge game..is that you are allowed to leave at any point. and u r encouraged to do so. 
 
How I started googling comedy clubs shootings thinking about how the "has anybody shot up a comedy club yet?" joke would play at the open mic. And found out that apparently there was a thing in July 2022 with fucking Craig Robinson headlining and the dude just busted in and threatened people. I don't fucking know I gotta reread that shit and get back to you. Cuz honestly that ruins the fucking joke!!! but honestly I don't remember anyone even talking about it or seeing that shit on socials. 
But I feel like the comedy club shooting is not a thing yet. But seems like it would be the obvious location??? Like after watching the joker, somebody should have been inspired to kill at the club. I don't get it! The movie' s been out for like 3 fuckin years!  Where is the comedy club shooting!!! Like legit one not this pussy ass Craig Robinson thing. okay so it was an active shooter but nobody got hurt and Craig Robinson was evacuated to a nearby big time rush concert hahahaha where he went on IG live to share the story immediately but also to apparently share the btr concert. And he's got like the stage zoomed in and it's 240p quality like he recorded it on fucking flipphone and he's like yea I'm good y'all and it's a fuckin 5 minute clip of him just crackin jokes and then at the end he's like covid is fuckin over peace out and somebody tells him that they got the shooter in custody and it just ends hahahaha.
 
You can tell he's just like, happy to be alive in that moment and is just recording a fucking btr concert from like lawn seats way in the back and he's just got adrenaline surging through him he doesn't give a fuck. Or he's coming down from the rush. Either way it's kinda surreal and sick you should check it out. I'm gonna repost the whole 5 minute video on IG with no context 
 
Okay I've just been reading more about the fucking comedy club shooting and watching new reports for the past 10 minutes and it's still blowing my mind that I never heard of this until now. I feel like this is easily some major news network would have picked up considering it's related to a washed up but beloved black celebrity ... YouTube has a few videos from 3 local stations and one Hollywood reporter clip. But that's literally it!!  Oh and a vladTV clip hahahahahhaha interviewing luenell about it. Wild
It is now 2am this is a timestamp. I've been trying to watch the luenell vladtv interview for the past 10 minutes but I keep getting distracted.  Eating popcorn now. Cheetos popcorn, what the fuck was I thinking. I'm really goin through it man when I start buying junk food. It's funny how that's supposedly bottom for me. Buying the one whipped cream can a week to do barely one singular whippet and smoke 2 year old weed the same night. Hell yea dude.
 
I start buying ice cream and taco bell again. I'm extremely preoccupied with my appearance. Who's to say I wasnt already before I started doing porn, before I started jerking my little peepee for the my little edging podcast. It seems like doing porn justifies having spent my life so obsessed with my appearance, that it's one of the few careers that directly benefits from just appearing to be healthy and fit, and also appearing to be mentally unstable. Maybe that's most of entertainment iunno!!! Who knew!!!
 
Okay now I'm gonan eat fucking Cheetos popcorn and pretzels and dip and try to finish watching the rest of sideways for the first time ever. 
 
Lingerers man.fucking lingerers. I thought hurricane season was over! Huh huh huh huh huh huh huh (Seth Rogan laugh). I'm Jewish!
 
Okay like 90 minutes into sideways and all I can think is wow I'm glad I watched this so I can finally get the reference from Zach galfiinakis live at the purple onion
 
This is time stamp 3:28 am and I am uh, going to bed and to try to read more fuckin Johnathan franzen and feel refreshed and glad I smoked weed so I could I taste shizophrenia one more time. Next time I'll just do shrooms and I'll do that episode fuckin LIVE unscripted raw n uncut like the time I tried to do a camshow on acid but ended up just recording 4 hours of me writhing around on the ground and dressing and undressing repeatedly and talking at the camera as if I were talking to Zach galfiinakis himself because I had just finished watching fucking Baskets that dumb FX show it was fine but like it just could have been so much more with the kind of people they had working on it but hwatever!!! A sad clown show!!! Whoopee!!! 
 
Obsession with clowns. I am fascinated by the clown. 
If I get that FX job I'm going to write the best clown of all time. even better than any joker. 
And if not I'll just do read it on this stupid show.  I'll just take every single little note I've ever written or journaled and read it aloud for filler. And nobody is gonna stop me!!! Hahahahahah!!!!
 
I journal on Google docs!!!! It's insane!!!!! I'm flying home just to break into my dad's house to collect my journals if he hasn't already thrown out all my shit. 2 years.
 
Okay anyway sideways. Good luck and good night.
 
I bought the perfume my highschool sweetheart used to wear and once in a while I'll spray it on myself just to reminisce and feel bittersweet and today was one of those days. It's called Refuge by Charlotte Reusse  and it smells like fucking apples and pears and maybe what a stripper would wear but I love it and associate it with desperately dry humping to completion in khaki chinos from pac sun and being manic at homecoming
 
Blueberries are so good. I feel like I've never eaten just plain blueberries by themselves. Or at least I never liked them
 
Anyway I'm gay. Good luck and good night
 
Thinking about the way mom used to say the word miserable whenever she'd describe how I made her feel. How being around me made her feel, the embarrassment and shame she felt about my issues. how she felt when I was being honest about my feelings. But I guess she was just being honest about her own emotions. Supposedly. It was hard not to feel like it was all part of a manipulative guilt trip, only because that was the only word that she would pull out that got me to shut up. Because she made it clear that the conversation was making her miserable and that by choosing to continue the conversation I would be knowingly and purposefully making her more miserable. And what kind of son would do that.
Anyway the word miserable makes my heart sink, no matter where I hear it or read it. I never think of myself as miserable, even at my lowest. I would say depressed or down or literally just suicidal, but never miserable. My mom in those moments, when she was miserable. I haven't approached that yet. It seems foreign to me, like something she would only expect me to understand when I was older. Misery. Her misery. His misery. Hisery. Miserable is the buzz word, an extreme of the emotional spectrum. 
My dad seems miserable but unsure of how to express or even recognize misery. I was always paranoid that I was making people around me miserable, not just my parents. And in a way I think that's how my mom lives her life, just hyperaware of her ability to ruin the mood, to bring people down with her. she never expressed this to me, but her actions reflect this calculated internal martyrdom. Like she knew she was saving everyone the trouble of dealing with her when she wasn't ready to perform socially.
 
And now I find myself wanting to cut everyone off for the rest of my life. Following her footsteps. Supposedly she disappeared from the family for a couple years. Nobody knew where she was or what she was doing. and then she met my dad and he insisted on meeting her family and all that so she reinserted herself into their lives.
And I wonder if that would play out the same way for me. Except I have no intention of meeting someone who wants to meet the family. I can only assume my mom was thinking the same thing when she ghosted her family, that she was never going back, crawling back, with a boyfriend/fiance in tow. I've tried asking her about what happened during those years, what was going on in her life, in her mind, what she was doing. And she didn't wanna talk about any of it. All she said was that after her father died she was not good. I couldn't relate.
 
She knows I take her and my dad for granted. it makes more sense to disappear after your parents are dead. Cuz that's the only real occasion you would be expected to show up to anyway. And it's one of the few reasons somebody would try to find you/reach out to you if you were gone for a long time. To let you know your parents died. My mom and stepdad have all their financials in order for the funeral and all that. The only one I'll be responsible for is my dad's, considering he's perpetually on the verge of bankruptcy years into his 60s. Should be starting my paternal funeral fund sooner than later. It would be nice to just send the money in and pay someone to handle all the arrangements. Maybe zoom call in to the death events. Would have been infinitely more convenient if they died during peak pandemic.
 
I'll give them like another year to croak and then I'm peacing out. I figure I should tell at least one person that I'll be going ghost indefinitely, and I guess that person is you. And u can show them this podcast and someone will say hey that was nice of him to read his own suicide notes aloud for the blind. 
I'm never smoking weed again.
Who fucking cares!!!!
THE FBI CARES!!!!
And that's all that matters.
And that has made all the difference.
I'm geraldo rivera, your host, and I'm gay. Hello.
Good luck and good night
 

47 - IIWII

It Is What It Is
and it always will be what it will be
stupid is as stupid is as stupid is as stupid is as stupid is
Inshallah
What Does IIWII Mean?
IIWII means "It Is What It Is."The abbreviation IIWII is commonly used with the meaning "It Is What It Is" to indicate acceptance of a situation. IIWII tends to be used as a negative phrase, as an expression of submission. However, it can also be used in a more positive way, to suggest that something or someone can be perceived as whatever you want them to be. For example, a baseball bat can be used for sport or as a weapon.Liane Gabora Ph.D., writing on the online blog Psychology Today, in May 2014, suggested that the increasing use of the phrase "It Is What It Is" indicates a changing view in society, with people less willing to place other people or things into rigid categories.
"It Is What It Is" is the most common definition for IIWII on Snapchat, WhatsApp, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok.
 
Examples of IIWII in Sentences
Here are examples of IIWII being used in conversations:
Anushka: We fought so hard to keep this place open.
Martin: IIWII. There's nothing more we can do.
Nigel: I suppose the house has a roof, but that's about it.
Sean: IIWII. At least we have somewhere to stay.
An Academic Look at IIWII
IIWII is an initialism abbreviation. Technically, this means it is pronounced using its individual letters (i.e., Eye Eye Dublyoo Eye Eye), but as this is harder to say than "It Is What It Is," it is not often said using its letters. The abbreviation IIWII is for efficiency in writing and not efficiency in speech.IIWII is typically used as a standalone declarative sentence (i.e., a statement). In other words, it is not normally used as another part of speech within a wider sentence.
What Did We Say before Texting and Social Media?
Before the digital era, we might have said something like "What Will Be Will Be" or even just "It Is What It Is" instead of using IIWII.
Example of IIWII Used in a Text Message
i H8 it wen she duz that
IK bt we cant do anything abt i
tshe A/W spoils everyting
IIWII

46 - DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS OR YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE IN HER SLEEP (feat. YOUR MOTHER)

this is a real one. for my realest fans. enjoy.
 
do not call me a "🤓"
No, actually, that is not me. I am not an emoji- nor do I resemble one- I am a human. Also, who are you to tell me what I look like when, in fact, you have never seen me nor likely never will? All that aside, it's clear that you are trying to insult me by calling me a "nerd" (as depicted by the emoji you have sent). I rather take your "insult" as a compliment, as calling me a "nerd", a word often used to mock smarter people, implies that I am more intelligent and have a larger vocabulary than you. Next time you disagree, I recommend you try to come up with an actual argument, or at least prepare yourself one for when necessary. Additionally, before you proceed with sending me a clown emoji (admitting defeat), just understand that you would be further praising me, as a clown is someone who is entertaining and usually considered humorous by the spectators. Furthermore, you would also be implying that I, employed by a business to perform as a clown, have a profession. So, not only are you implying that I am smart, you are also implying that I am funny and have a job, which, judging by; your lack of proper arguments your usage of childish and overused internet humor the amount of spare time you have to brainwash yourself 12 hours per day with social media culture; you are neither intelligent, comedic, or employed. Enjoy allowing yourself to continue on through life as such, as I believe with full confidence that you lack the decency to better your ruined self for the real world. Carry on and have a pleasant day.

45 - Reality Czech (feat. Rachel ”Wakanda Forever” Dolezal)

Let's say, hypothetically, that I'm attracted to men. And let's assume, for the sake of the argument, that I want to be held by a big strong man. Ok, and if I was getting an enormous boner, whenever I see a man take of his shirt, it would be gay. Am I correct? Now that we've established, that previously stated things are extremely gay, then I'd believe, it would logically follow, that those things would make me a homosexual.
According to natural selection and darwinism an individual of a species is more likely to live longer due to having more helpful traits based on genetic mutations, this helps spread these mutations to their offspring. Now let us bring in what is now commonly known as "head" or a "blowjob" into the equation, since the reproduction of offspring requires semen to enter the females fallopian tubes, giving head may prevent this from happening. But say what would it matter if somebody gave head and still followed through with natural reproduction (semen meeting the fallopian tubes), well more likely than not it is statistically inevitable that those giving better head would cause higher rates of "purposeful" or "accidental" ejaculation during their proccesses. Those who do not give head or are worse at it are statistically more likely to recieve higher rates of semen meeting their fallopian tube, therefor creating more offspring in the population.
Conclusion: Eventually "blowjobs" may fizzle out with evolution or simply we may evolve out of it, you never know if you are the last generation in the evolutionary tree of our species to get good head...
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As you get older, you realize that a $300 watch and a $30 watch both tell the same time. A Michael Kors wallet and a Walmart wallet hold the same amount of money. A one bedroom apartment and a 10 bedroom mansion both host the same loneliness. A Ford will also drive you just as far as a Bentley. True happiness does not come from materialistic things, it comes from sucking mad titties God please let me suck on some titties rn
 

44 - Scaturbate (feat. Geraldo_Givera)

As I near 200,000 followers here at @_handsome_ben_2024_, I just wanted to to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick..... that’s when I’m satisfied.
 
Like I said earlier, I've never asked anyone this as i'm extremely nervous since it's so weird but I feel like I trust you enough at this point and like I said before, I totally understand if you don't want to do this.
Is there anyway you could give me a hand job? I'm so so so so horney to the point we're I literally feel like I'm going to blow up if I don't do something soon and jerking off alone isn't enough. Keep in mind that I'm NOT asking for anything further I promise. I simply want you to jerk me off as I've always dreamed of having it done by someone else and it's literally not that difficult at all. It's just so so embarrassing to ask someone so that why I took a lot of time thinking of who to ask. Like I said before, I totally understand if you don't want to and I apologize if I grossed you out or made you uncomfortable in anyway but I just had to ask because the worst that could happen is you saying no which isn't that bad. I'm so scared what you're going to say!!!!! 😢😢😢
IM SO SCARED OMG
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43 - Go Daddy. (feat. jankASMR, Gregorio, Yung Daddy from Inside Out)

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I masturbate to pictures of Ben Shapiro almost every day just because I know he would hate the idea of a male wanking to him
it's actually really difficult because I don't find him sexually attractive in any way and especially just his headshots but I have done it every day for about 2 years because I found it funny at first but now I'm so used to it that it makes me feel incomplete if I don't do it every day
 
Why are women so surprised that penis can stretch?
My girlfriend was playing with my balls and she was amazed that they weren't perfect spheres but more like eggs. Then she tried to switch em around (left to right witch kinda scared me) and lost her shit. I took the opportunity to show her all the amazing penis and ball maneuvers I could think of like stretching ball skin apart to make it flat. She was in awe of how much fun it seemed and said she was jealous. I'm guessing this is just something new to them? She showed me the fabled labia clap but that was all she really had
 
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I put sushi in my husband's butthole while he was asleep.
He was sleeping soundly naked, and I was eating leftover sushi. I couldn't help myself. I spread open his cheeks ever so softly, and tucked a slice of Philly roll right next to his puckered asshole. He did not wake up. When he awoke several hours later, he thought he had shit himself. I managed to video him discovering it was in his asshole, and I cannot stop watching him dig salmon, cream cheese, and rice out of his butthole. I also cannot stop laughing. I needed to tell someone.
 
A Thousand Ways To Say "Penis"
 
The Dick List
Groin Gouger
Pork Whistle
Purple Pneumatic Drill
Choad
Joystick
Peen
Tubesnake
Spitting Cobra
Schlort
Plonker
Shrinky Dink
The D
Womb Broom
Vagina Miner
Mr. Sniffles
Taco Warmer
Vlad the Impaler
Vomit Rod
Clam Hammer
Mutton Dagger
Gash Mallet
Sludge Pump
Uncle Reamus
Woody Womb Pecker
Lincoln Log
Cervix Crusader
Piss Pump
Cheeky Monkey
Puff the One-Eyed Dragon
Dinky
John Thomas
Peeper
Thrill Drill
Pink Tractor Beam
Yoo-Hoo
Russel the One-Eyed Wonder Weasel
Dome Head
Captain Winky
Agent Hosepipe
Squinty Blow-pop
Old Man Drizzle
The Goods
Wrinklebeast
Elevator
Private Washington Monument
The Pendulum
Gods Pinkey Finger
Puking Flesh Weasel
Tadpole Torpedo
Sin Stick
Rolling Pin
Satan Scepter
Temptation Turtle
Fat Kidney
Magic Pipe
Cupids Arrow
Drizzle Spout
Love Lure
Satan's Shovel
Musky Man Candy
Tickle Badger
Mr. Missile
Man Telescope
Mr. Happy
Lap Lizard
Friction Whistle
Atomic Turtle
Mr. Bojangles
Boney Macaroni
Firecracker
Dirty Dowsing Rod
Baby Leg
Pocket Shot Glass
Spring-Loaded Nose-Slapper
The Ugliest Flower
Erector
Fuck Piston
Finger Food
Thermonuclear Rod
Fountain of "Youth"
Twinkie
Denim Narwhal
Hershey Bar
Submarine
Loveworm
Laugh Stick
Flex Rod
Musk Handle
Fuck Geyser
Joker
Suppository
Apple Headed Beef Basher
Goat Bumper
A Bad Place To Snort Coke
Puff Stick
Center Sweat Stain
Sergeant Slaughter
Tirpitz
The Middle Muffin-Top
The Business End
It
Bald Butler
Bathtub Eel
Blood Sausage
Dearest Member
Fiddle-Bow
Giggle Pin
Gut Stick
Poo-Flicker
Dangus
Bean Tosser
Bone-Horn
Gristle
Jigger
Joy Knob
Life Preserver
Gash Hook
Mr. Clean
Nimrod
Pink Pencil
Live Sausage
My Body's Captain
Pisser
Quickening Peg
Red Cap
Scepter
Tickle-Gizzard
Willie
Cupids Torch
Quiver Steak
Stump
Hunchback of Notre Dame
Milk Straw
Acorn Top
Yogurt Truck
The De-Virginator
The Monolith
Doughnut Holder
Beefy Ent
Thunder Piston
Spam Obelisk
Chum Rod
Jumbotron
Man Puppet
Muscle Bound Shit Wrecker
Genghis Cock
Baby Batter Blaster
Red Hot Toy
Mr. Hornbag
Little Engine That Could
Inflatable Poo-Jabber
Admiral Winkey
The Intruder
Bean Stalk
Hangy-Downy
Jimmy Dean
Leaning Tower
Bed Snake
Dr. Feelgood
Wiggly Pogo-Stick
Pee-Wee Herman
Beard-Splitter
Purple Turkey Baster
Sour Cream Rifle
Sweet Meat
Blue Steel
Blood Slug
Salty Drizzle-Stick
Cum Gutter
The Giving Tree
Bow-Legged Swamp Donkey
The Ramburglar
Scepter of Sordid Affairs
Regurgitator
E.T.'s Finger
Meaty Maelstrom
Trickle Torpedo
Blowpop
Wrinklestiltskin
Spray Stick
Pringle's Tube
Sriracha Dripper
Choady McMeatstick
Veiny Straw
Drippy Paintbrush
Angry Buffet
The Eviscerator
Tootsie Pop
Holy Grail
Tremble Wand
The Last Unicorn
Fuck Slug
Transformer
Fat Stick
Flesh Hawk
A Shitty Vibrator
Flamingos Beak
Dough Boy
Spice Shaker
Pleasure Bud
The Spanish Inquisition
Bumble Muffin
Crotch Paddle
Pool Stick
Genetic Faucet
Legwarmer
Drill Sergeant
Toucan's Beak
The Hole-Hungry Crotch Crocodile
General McSexy
Antenna With Shitty Reception
Dunce Hat
Lust Torch
Stink Twizzler
Piss Dispenser
One Flower Bouquet
Laser Splitter
Crunk Hammer
Pink Kink Handle
Floppy Meat Balloon
Jenga Tower
Hammy Toothpick
Spelunker
Goomba
Vein-Bow
Grunty Grunty Thrust Thrust
Coiled Serpent
Inside-the-Pants-Belt
Snow Globe
Flesh Auger
Sticky Ass-Spackler
Giggly Goblin
Pork Lance
Man Missile
Cock
Dick
Dangle
Dong
Schlong
Johnson
Cannon
Flesh Flute
Hairy Banjo
Knee Buckler
Throat Scraper
Ding-Dong-Dangly
Toilet Parts
Pee-Pee
One-Eyed Yogurt Thrower
The Troll
Purple-Headed Man Monster
Pecker
Weiner
Pressure Washer
Inchworm
Tool
Pussy Pounder
Bat
Pelvic Popsicle
The Oncoming Storm
Sonic Screwdriver
The Whip
Assault Rifle
Pork Blade
Beef Hammer
Mjolnir
Hulk's Fist
Milk Dripper
Man Drain
Excalibur
Gong-Ringer
My Manly Popsicle
Meat Stick
Pleasure Pogo
Cum Cannon
Panty Poker
The Grand Finale
Banana
Ol' Drippy
Red Headed Throb Monster
Thunderstick
Hotrod
Dongmongulous
Lightning Catcher
Thruster
The Ol' Aim N' Shoot
Salty Steve
Manly Cigar
Pearl Jamer
Baby-Maker
The Oscar Meyer Weenie
Battle Ax
The Alpha
The Omega
Blaster
Shaft
Furry Snake
Escape Rope
Symphony of Regret
Droopy Baguette With Cheese
Greasy Fish
Throbknob
Philly Cheese-steak
Pleasure Machine
The Male Reproductive Organ
Dirty Mushroom
Pistol
My Best Friend
Slytherin
Red Rocket
Fanny Slapper
Woman Maker
Winkey Badger
Veiny Cucumber
The Bulge
Cattle Prod
Third Leg
Crotch Rocket
The Key to the Lock
Crotch Slapper
Pork Steeple
Trouser Snake
Nose In the Beard
Cucumber
Lil' Winkey
Jack in the Box
Man Bits
Dead Eye Sam
Sad Larry
Dirty Ice Cream Cone
Electric Boogaloo
Ice Pick
Meat-hose
Pipe Cleaner
Piddle Fiddle
Pleasure Rod
Love Shaft
Sexy Suppository
Vesuvius
The Reason I Have All of Those Children That I Hate
Milk Hose
Dangle Blaster
Floppy Fish
Man-Motor
Woman-Slayer
Bungee Smuggler
Package
Flesh Saber
Eye Dropper
Lumpy
Dipstick
00-Dong
Mr. Meowsworth
Gonadulous
Grave Digger
Suckshroom
Tallywhacker
Handy Hammer
A Real Love Handle
Masturbation Motor
Long N' Girthy
One Color Rainbow
The Spreader
Power Point
Terms and Conditions
Hairy Pen
Wankhammer
Juicy Dribbler
Rabid Dog
Dongzilla
Dongasaurous Rex
Filler
Jelly Roll
Cream-Filling Cannon
The Lone Warrior
Front Tail
Fleshy Bong
A Bad Seat
An OK Seat
A Damned Good Start
Target
Sweatsicle
Quiver Bone
Man Clit
Jiggly Wiggly
Man Nugger
Half of a Good Time
The Devils Own Microphone
Juicer
Wang
Diddle-Whistle
Six Inch Soldier
Lipstick
Stay Pufft
Ol' Faithful
Pop-Tart
Salty Geyser
Flop Trout
Pork Pipe
Phallus
The Beast
Pope of Pork
Titty-Tickler
Soft Knife
"Deep Impact"
Pecker-Corn
Droopy Dog
Crotch Compass
Dirty Jammer
Voldemort's Missing Nose
Seamen Spitter
Crotch Mounted Regret Cannon
Dirty Thermometer
Toe Scratcher
Long Dong Sliver
Ass Injector
Adult Erector Set
Lord Commander Groinulous
Little (Insert Your Own Name Here)
Fleshy Pacifier
Meat Straw
Cherry Popper
Kaleidoscope of Pleasure
Pink Floyd
Blood Balloon
Italian Stallion
Mangler
Drumstick
Slippery Salmon
Fuckstick
Suckstick
Count Dickula
Lord Commander of the Southern Forces
Lethal Injection
Crucidix
Beef bottle
Crank
Whoopi-Maker
Corn On The Cob
Lady Gag-you
Hot Beef Injection
Slammin' Salmon
Shagger
Handle
Meat Storm
Fucknado
Buttery Slopstick
Captain Suck
Source of the Local Syphilis Outbreak
Urchin
Succulent Sausage
Meat-Lolly
One Eyed Man
Clit-Clapper
Moses
Wolly Manmoth
Veiny Girth
Growth
Goldenrod
Furry Fuzz-Fucker
Organic Sausage
Natural Second Nose
Festering Growth
Mandana
Man Horn
Honky-Honky
The Elder Wand
My Rifle
The Fibonacci Sequence
Holy Grail
Tripod
Colgate
Ineffective Scope
Teeth Whitener
Whistle
Warp Pipe
Purple Warrior
Erected Evolution
Vaginal Sunrise
Clitoral Plunger
Buckeye
Browneye Stinger
Boa Constrictor
Colon Plugger
Web Slinger
Poo Miner
Queef Creator
Hornets Sting
Spikey-Back Turtle-Dragon
Shroomy
Cake Penetrator
Laser Pointer
Sock Stiffener
Bullship
The Speculum
Mighty Blade
Curved Majesty
Ganker
D-Battery
Starscream
Bazooka
Bush Snake
Master Sword
Pants Boomerang
Monkey
Upright Base
Bunker Buster
Deep Digger
Smile Spreader
A Cursed Relic
Wiggle Worm
X-Rated Toothpick
Tic-Tac
Mayonnaise Factory
Thunderhorse
Vaginal Speculum
Tube of Mascara
Crack Assailant
Stick of Sexy Dynamite
Crying Cyclops
Sock Cruster
Ol' Fisty
Second Brain
Adrenaline Shot
Herp Head
Little Fucker
Adventure Worm
Corkscrew
Bad Bottle of Wine
Flaming Face Slapper
Rage Burrower
Rock Em Sock Em Robot
Thunderous Whip of Transcendent Fury
Head of Public Relations
Diamond Cracker
Loch Ness Monster
Passion Twizzler
Back Door Pass
Filthy Spelunker
Slippery Snake
Half a Necklace
Eighth Wonder of the World
Fury Monkey
The Conqueror
Showerhead
Colossus of Rhodes
Sex Reactor
Lust Powered Coat Hanger
The Blood God Atrofax
Weedle
Curved Candle
Crotch Slayer
Devourer of Worlds
Life Sprinkler
Golden Spigot
Fuckarina of Time
Old Frothy
Bulge Sculptor
Pixy Stick
Silk Snake
One Color Paintbrush
Gandalf's Staff
The Zipper-Caged Creature
Booby-Basher
Bologna Bandit
Trout-Trident
Tent Pole
Slippery Love Dolphin
Giraffe Neck
Grunt Rod
9-Iron
The Albino Cave Dweller
Hymen Hammer
2X4
Beef Scarf
Battering Ram
Groot
DNA Catapult
Earthworm Jim
Elephant Trunk
Iguana
Face Hugger
Midget Chaser
Honey Dripper
Hot Pocket
The Riddler
Magic Mountain
Metapod
Junk In the Jeans
Key Part of the Male Reproductive System
Kickstand
Lambshank
Mount St. Helens
Mustache Cleaner
One Rung Ladder
Squirtle
Rainstick
Hairless Ferret
Lance of Love
Railgun
Weapon of Ass Destruction
The One Headed Hydra
Mt. Everest
Monkey String
Little Guy
Tan Banana
Sparkle Bolt
Third Eye Sam
Toothpaste Tube
Glue Stick
Main Drain
Daddy's Hand Gun
Mighty Unicorn Horn
The Whomping Willow
Monument
The One Balloon That Doesn't Match
Thick Brick
Rainbow Maker
Rip Van Winkey
Twiddle Rhombus
Saucy Noodle
Sting Ray
Chasm Closer
The Really Big Lebowski
Redwood
Uncle Touchy's Happy Stick
Girth Rocket
Velvit Python
An Upright Citizen
Thrill Drill
Wind Waker
Blunderbuss
The Last Action Hero
Lifeline
Heat Seeking Moisture Missile
Gollum
Gleaming Love Blade
The Fate of Many
Eiffel Tower
Dude Piston
Drooling Badger
Carnage Wurm
Buckshot
Ham Dragon
The Dark Knight
Shake-Weight
Angry Llama
Fury Faucet
A Very Painful Seatbelt
Apple Head
Sham-WOW!
Under the Covers Crusader
Thrill Mill
Father of Dragons
Pump Action Shotgun
Trans-Pantslantic Cable
Sweaty Suck-Stick
Mentos and Coke
Little Dovahkiin
Mightiest Tree In the Forest
Splooge Saber
Flesh Root
Ham Branch
Spunk Catapult
Smokeless Peace Pipe
Charcoal Stick
One String Guitar
Twig and Berries
Sticky Cigar
Love Lure
The Man Behind the Curtain
The Long Hand On the Pants Clock
The Lone Ranger
Denim Ferret
Gorilla Vine
Sushi Roll
Wii-Mote
Tremble Tumor
My Fleshy Friend
Strawberry Ice Cream Cone
Didjeri-Don't
Cougar Rifle
Christmas Ornaments
Zamboni Bologna
Commander In Jeans
Quick-Scope
The North Pole
The Pen That Never Runs Out Of Ink
Wickless Candle
Flop-Handle
The Little Bruce Willis That Lives In My Pants
Messy Burrito
Eye Of The Storm
Crazy-Glue Spigot
A Branch of the Man-Tree
Pneumatic Navel Nudger
Worlds Cheapest Bottle of Champagne
Cat's Tail
Lotion Dispenser
The Short Crutch
Hibernating Bear
Bulgy Buddy
Defender of the City
The South Pole
Radio Tower
Pants Muffler
The Exactly-In-The-Middle Pole
Fuzz Baton
My Personal Stradovarious
Ovary Observer
The Thundering Overseer
Lord of the Halls of Madness
Angry Aardvark
The Sappy Oak
The Weeping Willow
Jizzstick
Cum-Breathing Dragon
Syphilis Saber
Monkey Fist
Hammer of Dawn
Bulgy Bugle
Wrinkly Crutch
Demon of the South Side
Groin Ninja
Buddy Buddha
Volcano
The Folly of Man
Vagina Plug
Light Saber
One Nostril Nose Plug
Spring Loaded Semen Sprayer
Dickapult
Trebuchet With Very Disconcerting Ammunition
Snake With the Lazy Eye
Respectable Gentleman
Little Guy With the Least Fashionable Turtle-Neck Sweater of All Time
Harbinger of the End Times
Apollyon, Lord of Flies
Crows Nest
Wormtail
Defiler of Many
Big Floppy
Slim Jim
Sword of Michael
Booty Bumper
Cocktail Peanut
Worlds Smallest Violin
Bar of Kryptonite
Lord Humongous
Mad Max
The Kingslayer
You-Know-Who
Guardian Angel With a Substance Abuse Problem
Personal Baseball Bat
Lord of Light
Abominable Snowdick
Professor XXX
Butthole Bandit
Space Needle
Fury of the River
Reason to Consult a Medical Professional
Walking Stick
Branch of Eternity
A Bad Place to Shoot-Up Heroin
Key to Your Dreams
Friendly Downstairs Neighbor
Binky
Cave Troll
Smeagol
Zip-Code Extender
Back Scratcher
Proof God Has a Sense of Humor
Stimulus Package
Peacemaker
The Frothy Frigate
Edward Norton in "American History X"
Pork Pawn
Fuzz Nugget
Bubble Blower
USB Stick
Herpes Hammer
Pug Face
Gash Diver
The Troll of Thigh Valley
Plaster Blaster
Biscuit Brisket
Rectal Wrecker
Yoo-Hoo
Vaginal Eviscerator
Twat Fodder
The Banana Cannon
Catcher In the Snatch
Throat Cork
Needler
Cunt Cockula
Fappling Gun
Quelaags Fury Sword
The Blister Pistol
The Mommy Maker
Pull Up Bar
The Juicer
Splooge McDuck
Dragon's Tooth
Bone Club
Boner-rang
Pussy Pulverizer
Snatch Ratchet
The Alien
Wife Gagger
Pink Xenomorph
The White Whale of the Denim Seas
Black Mamba
Cinnamon Stick
The Colonels Drumstick
The Human Centipede
Butt Snake
The Horn of Gondor
The Yeast Feaster
Wild Hog
Khal Drogo
The Tree of Life
Man Root
Fruit Bearer
The Tree of Forbidden Fruit
The Grand Slamwich
Carpet Cleaner
Mount Doom
Pinkey and the Brain
Fuck Maker
He-Who-Shall-Not-Be Named
Clam Skewer
Sour Creme Production Facility
Angler Dangler
Highway to the Danger Zone
The Septapalegic Octopus
Pillar of Awesome
Flayer of Mortals
Beanie Baby
Snowpiercer
Aux Cord
Duck Call
Thunderous Tootsie-Roll
Personal "On" Switch
Weeping Monkey
Worlds Least Appropriate Crucifix
Face Blaster
Tongue Twister
Steve Buscemi's Face
The Jowliest Old Man
Pants Politician
Pocket Jedi
Number One Pencil
Gobble Throttle
Fuck Loaf
A Tastier Fruit Cake
A Classy Institution
Mayonnaise Pipeline
The Mainline To Dirty-Town
An Incomplete Hula-Hoop
Butt Scratcher
Flesh-Zeppelin
Eye Piercer
Slippy
Period Plugger
Escape Rope
Booty Rattle
The Ol' "S" Hook
Pearl Necklace Provider
Fist of Fury
Groin Graboid
The Eternal Eviscerator
An Unconvincing Mustache
Hammer of God
Sploogy Sharpshooter
A Whole Lump of Regret
Baby-Batter-Blaster
Angel of Awesome
Gonorrhea Giver
Bearded Logger
Creature of the Night
Impractical Paintbrush
Love Belcher
Pork Spatula
The Star Spangled Banger
The Juice Crew
Fur Blimp
Hooker Hammer
Grounds For Divorce
Jericho Missile
Cinnamon Biscuit
Tapioca Tap
Problem For the Local Zoning Commission
Trouser Tsunami
Rip-Chord
Parental Distillery
Crash Course In Bad Decisions
Greasy Gator
Beefeater
Sperm Spraying Whale
Fire Spout
Pleasure Gavel
Zipper Constrictor
No-Knuckle Pants Finger
Bigfoot
Smelly Dwarf
Yellow Wine Dispenser
Furious Downstairs Neighbor
Crisco Stick
Derier Defiler
Mayor of Pants City
Liquid Almost-Baby Faucet
Ham Tube
Jimmy-Jam
Below the Belt Bacon Beast
Long Pig
Rocket-Top Bottle
Tongue Tester
Baby-Making Bop-It
Giggle Handle
Manly Shrub-Hub
The Actual Shocker
Sticky Taser
Personal Piglet
Hairy Houdini
Throb Fairy
Colonel Crotchy, Commander of the Southern Armies
Ocarina of Slime
Shifty Wrinkle-Demon
Road to Pleasure
Goal-Post
Corpse Defiler
Filthy Fornicator
Small-Bore Rifle
Large Bore Rifle
Just Mind Bogglingly Girthy-Bore Rifle
The Larger Hand On Big Ben's Clock
Meaty Bubble-Wand
Pork-Stalk
Chairman Of the Questionable Decisions Comity
Commander Rod
Drippy Puffer-Fish
Deep Personal-Space Probe
A Coke Bottle Just Waiting For the Mentos
Jimmy Dean Reject
Jean Steak
A Less Majestic Comet
Glory Gun
The Reason I Come Up With Shortcuts That Keep Us Away From Elementary Schools
Hairy How-Do-You-Do
The Hive Mind
General Throb
Worldstomper
Very Hot Topic
Juicy Man Steak
Batter Ram
Vomitous Mass
Mossy Sea Slug
Serpentine Surprise
Two-Direction Compass
Squish Sword
Weepy Cobra
Squirm-Handle
Fleshy Iceberg
A Rocket Ship to Destiny
The Brittlest Bone
Toxic Tourniquet
Vagina Monster
Lusty Love Lance
Mega Shark
The Whitest Walker
Glorious Peoples Leader
Mystery Meat
Conquerer of the Marshes
Key to the End Times
Brobdingnagian Bulge
Ranger Regret
The Faceless Man
Canyon Crasher
The Littlest Gentleman
Limited Depth Drilling Apparatus
Big Beefy Bastard
Romance Rod
Tunnel Snake
Connection to God
Worlds Shortest Fishing Pole
All-Star Breakfast
Frothy Flotilla
Syrupy Cylinder Waffle
Phantom of the Opera In Your Pants
Wiggle Finger
The Fast
The Furious
Apple On A Short Branch
Temporary Vaginal Piercing
Doctor Howler
Rump Plug
Future Destroyer
Gargle Gargoyle
Eye of the Pleasure-Storm
Penis