75 - Only in New Orleans (feat. New Orleans)

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PLEASE HELP!! this morning i woke up and went to the toilet to go touch my penis while looking at clash royale r34 but when i put my hand in my pants to rub the beast i grasped at nothing! "Where is it!?" I yelled in frustration. 20 minutes of searching for my wizard stick later I felt that i needed to piss. I have no schlong but i must pee. Someone please help find my penis it's 17cm long and it's strong and veiny if anyone finds it pls dm me.

So the other day I was at home alone and I was pretty horny. I decided to try something new and more exciting than my usual jerking. I had airpods in my ears at the time so I was like, "why not?" I took them off and started rubbing the tip of my penis with my airpods. The slight vibrating feeling felt really good and I kept playing while experimenting different genre of songs, metal, pop, punk and so on. Eventually my penis got covered in precum and I realized I pushed the airpods a bit too far inside my penis hole. I tried to take it off but I couldn't, and my pleasure turned into pain as I slowly lost my erection while thinking what I can do. Then I had a brilliant idea. I started playing "Shake it Off" by Taylor Swift and I started to shake my dick furiously while dancing to the song. "Shake it off, shake it off!" The soundwaves coming out from my airpods vibrated my entire penis and my god it felt heavenly. My dick became harder than steel and I was about to blow a huge nut. But then I realized, I've slightly fucked up. My semen increased the pressure inside my penis so high, it really felt like my penis was about to explode and at some point, it pushed the airpods out of my dick like a bullet going 1000 miles per hour and it shot me in my right eye. I screamed in pain and my eye got swollen so bad. I had to lie to my mom about what happened but overall it was a great experience.

 

Dicks are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・::・

 

I’m so sick of all these people that think they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100 hours in this game, it’s great!” that’s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ hours in all our games. I see people who only have a Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends.

Also DEAR ALL WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.

Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers.