65 - Daily Affirmations ASMR (feat. Sisyphus and Lizzo)

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Geraldo's boulder burping cum tribute + la croix curate sparkling water review + degenerate poverty guilt simulator

 

Repeat any number of times:

Hello I'm gay

I am 100% queer

I am a faggot

Aids

Arse injected death sentence 

I am retarded

I am a retard

Retarded I am

Conflicted you was, remember I do

really good person

High functioning person

Valuable contribution

Society

Podcast on

Your best friends

Stare at ceiling

Make your bed

Bed bugs 

Drink water

Tap water

Fluoride water

Eat breakfast

Buttered toast

Land o lakes

No indians

Dave's killer bread

Apple, sin

Cold brew diarrhea

Take your vitamins

B complex

Military industrial b complex

Zinc, cum

Big splooge

Vitamin d light

Collagen pubes

Big bush

Creatine anger

Citrulline boner

Big erection

Blender bottle bpa

Microplastics

Brush your teeth

Floss twice

Waterpik highest setting

Gum recession

Retainer peroxide

Tweeze eyebrows

Shit Shower Shave

Pits and ass with wet wipes

Microbiome

Lotion on the skin 

Anti-anti-perspirant

Jojoba oil hsv

Curling cream 

Get dressed

10 year old underwear

Wear the the same hat again

Bass pro shops

San Diego padres

Snapbacks and tattoos

Camo shorts high socks low cuts

Camo shorts go with anything I wanna wear

Feed cat

Water cat

Watch it grow

Meow meow 

Gay cat

Fat black female cat

Diabetic welfare medicaid cat

Pet cat 

Play video games

Get mad get angry

Punch pillow

Yell slurs

Do push ups

Think about him

Do pull ups

Think about her

Bulgarian split squats

Think about them

More video games

Web Camera show

Masturbate for money

Sad lonely men pay you

Boogie Nights

Sir you have a big dick sir

I like big dicks

Dga dga dga dga dga dga dga doo

I love big weapons sir woah sir

You've got that big dick sir

Nice cock sir

I love big dicks sir

Dga dga dga dga dga dga doo

Please sir, fuck me again sir

Permission to sit sir. Thanks sir

Chicka poom. Chicka poom. Chicka poom

I'm going to crush you

I love big dicks sir. 

Cmere cmere cmere lemme see ya butt

Big balls, little dick

Bills are paid

All inclusive rental

sustainable living

Check credit score 

Damn I should get health insurance

I'll fix the power steering eventually

It starts after like 20 tries

Food stamps on sparkling water

EBT caviar

How long can I survive if I do nothing

Sit on toilet

Make funny video

Watch funny video

Heart heart heart

Like like like

Look at world wow

Es people clrazy huh

Ees so clrazy

Think rain

Melissa is eating her babies

Let's have some water Jesus boy

Christ man

Hindu floaty thing

Let's have some water for these animals

It's pathetic and I love it

Check dating apps

Swipe right

Unmatch fatties

Unmatch black girls 

Unless they're cute

Report all trans girls

Don't respond to messages

Just keep swiping

Pace around the house

Don't smoke the weed

Smoke the weed 

They're not staring at you

They can hear you

Go grocery shopping

They're staring at you

They're not staring at you

They do not care about you

Nobody cares about you

Honestly, I'm like esscared (Mexican voice)

Honestly es like, esso escarryyyy

Honestly es like cokeluvr20 (Filipino voice)

Yes your name is cocklober I know you're cocklober

The car isn't starting

Replace the starter

Just keep trying

It'll start eventually 

Don't replace the starter

Make a da pasta

Eat a da pasta

Cooka de feesh

Roast a da broccolini

Record the podcast

Edit the podcast

Upload the podcast

Don't read the comments 

Read the comments

Reply to the comments

Parasocial Activity

Parasocial credit score

Obamna

Pp on my big mac

Candy crush, the movie

Handful of ramen

Jerk off

Masturbate

Don't jerk off to this

Do not watch porn

Use your imagination

Watch pornography

Whatever is on the home page

Spoonfed goonhead

Cum

Ha ha ha

Nightcap La Croix

Throw a pity party

You deserve a pity party

Watch sunrise

Go to bed

Stare at book

Life is long

Kill yourself 

Buy a shotgun

put it in your mouth

Blow your brains out

Cum

Cum for me

Come for me

Comfort me

Sweet dreams

Wake up

Good luck and good night