45 - Reality Czech (feat. Rachel ”Wakanda Forever” Dolezal)

Let's say, hypothetically, that I'm attracted to men. And let's assume, for the sake of the argument, that I want to be held by a big strong man. Ok, and if I was getting an enormous boner, whenever I see a man take of his shirt, it would be gay. Am I correct? Now that we've established, that previously stated things are extremely gay, then I'd believe, it would logically follow, that those things would make me a homosexual.

According to natural selection and darwinism an individual of a species is more likely to live longer due to having more helpful traits based on genetic mutations, this helps spread these mutations to their offspring. Now let us bring in what is now commonly known as "head" or a "blowjob" into the equation, since the reproduction of offspring requires semen to enter the females fallopian tubes, giving head may prevent this from happening. But say what would it matter if somebody gave head and still followed through with natural reproduction (semen meeting the fallopian tubes), well more likely than not it is statistically inevitable that those giving better head would cause higher rates of "purposeful" or "accidental" ejaculation during their proccesses. Those who do not give head or are worse at it are statistically more likely to recieve higher rates of semen meeting their fallopian tube, therefor creating more offspring in the population.

Conclusion: Eventually "blowjobs" may fizzle out with evolution or simply we may evolve out of it, you never know if you are the last generation in the evolutionary tree of our species to get good head...

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As you get older, you realize that a $300 watch and a $30 watch both tell the same time. A Michael Kors wallet and a Walmart wallet hold the same amount of money. A one bedroom apartment and a 10 bedroom mansion both host the same loneliness. A Ford will also drive you just as far as a Bentley. True happiness does not come from materialistic things, it comes from sucking mad titties God please let me suck on some titties rn