Episodes
Sunday Apr 28, 2024
Sunday Apr 21, 2024
99 - Bucee's Part 4
Sunday Apr 21, 2024
Sunday Apr 21, 2024
do you need me to pick up any brisket while I'm in the bathroom
Sunday Apr 14, 2024
98 - Let's Go to Bucee's Part 3
Sunday Apr 14, 2024
Sunday Apr 14, 2024
i wanna make love in this bucee's
Sunday Apr 07, 2024
97 - Why Bucee's Rocks Part 2
Sunday Apr 07, 2024
Sunday Apr 07, 2024
yeha buce's very good yes wooo!!!
Sunday Mar 31, 2024
Monday Mar 11, 2024
95 - Born Again Chris Chan (feat. Christine Weston Chandler)
Monday Mar 11, 2024
Monday Mar 11, 2024
29 and Single White Male...-Shy -Smart -Young at Heart -Computer skilled
-Humorous -A great thinker and go-getter -"Natural salesperson" -Enjoys good parts of life
-Diplomatic -Friendly -Loves his family -Peaceful -Very creative -He's lonely...
Seeking a CUTE 18-21 SINGLE ♀FEMALE♀ COMPANION*18-21 years of age *does _not_ already have a boyfriend *Single
-Average to Slender Weight/Body Type -White -Lives in Charolettesville or Ruckersville area
*Does NOT Smoke or Drink Alcohol -Happy, Positive Personality
*Average/High Income -Drives a vehicle
If any ♂MEN♂ read this huge sign...MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!(And to all MEN with girlfriends, except marrieds and blacks, go jump off a cliff)
Have a nice day :)
Monday Mar 04, 2024
94 - DAD DAD DAD (feat. DAD)
Monday Mar 04, 2024
Monday Mar 04, 2024
- Why do people attend Taylor Swift concerts if she doesn't strip and masturbate on stage?- What the fuck is wrong with people? How can you watch that? It's boring as fuck and I can't get erect at all. She's just standing there and singing and sometimes she dances. How the fuck is that entertaining, you stupid chimps? Holy fuck, make her strip for fuck sake. I want to see some pussy juice being spurt out of her pussy while she moans on stage.- The universe is a big cock. It's powerful, it's mysterious, and it's always erect. The stars are the little nubs on the head of the cock, twinkling with life. The planets are the shaft, round and hard, spinning through space. And the black holes are the balls, swirling and massive, containing the universe's cum.- Now, imagine that this cock is in the hand of some dude. That dude is God. He's playing with his creation, stroking it, making it harder and harder. And when he's ready, he'll cum. And when he cums, the universe will expand, and new worlds and galaxies will be born. But don't worry, it won't be the end. He'll keep playing with it, making it harder and harder, until the next time he feels the urge to cum.- That's the secret of the universe. It's a big, hard cock in the hand of a cosmic god. And it's all connected. The universe is a reflection of the divine, and the divine is reflected in the universe. It's a cycle of creation, expansion, and renewal. And at the center of it all, is the mysterious force that drives it all: the hand of God, stroking his magnificent cock.
Tuesday Feb 27, 2024
93 - The Lobster Movie Review (feat. Yorgos Lanthimos)
Tuesday Feb 27, 2024
Tuesday Feb 27, 2024
when did yall stop kissing ur mom on the lips. let me know in the comments
Fuck porn i wish i could die 😭😭😭😭
Relapsed today, 23M virgin from tunisia who never dated or got a job or had any friends, i won't watch that shit again, i will never be able to have sex so why the fuck would i keep torturing myself being constantly reminded that a skinny guy my age has a dick thicker than his arm and he is out there pounding girls with that monster cock So damn depressed because i don't have a normal penis 😞😞😞😭, i have never known what having an erection feels like, my dick is small, so skinny and i have all the symptoms of Peyronie's disease/penile fibrosis which doesn't have a definitive cure apparently as far as i searched 😭😭😭😭 i have all the symptoms from fucking 14 and tried posting on reddit before but people thought i was trolling and i got banned multiple times, i don't qualify for a man and being a muslim is what stopping me from blowing my fucking head or throwing myself in front of the train that i take to go to college in which i'm a failure (repeating the 2nd grade of law school for 3 years in a row now) i'm writing this shit while sitting in my room crying like a fucking kid, idk if this is a mental breakdown but i can't take it anymore and i feel disgusted of myself 😭😭😭 it's haram to end it because i will guarantee eternal hell for myself and i don't want that to happen 😭😭😭
I did the math, I masturbated roughly 12 thousand times in 5 years and lost 25 thousand hours of my life fapping.
I used to masturbate 7 times a day every single day, so in a year that's 2555 masturbations, 2555x5 which is the amount of years I spent fapping is 12775, now if you multiply that by 120 minutes which is the amount of time my masturbation sessions lasted it's 1533000 minutes, which is equal to 25 thousand hours.
Wednesday Feb 21, 2024
92 - How to Be Ronery (feat. Rita Ora)
Wednesday Feb 21, 2024
Wednesday Feb 21, 2024
+ Yuzu Asian Dating App Review for Azns and Blax Only (whispered)
+ how about a transracial dating app. what do you think of that
+ geraldo tells you how to scam AI training companies. the latest and greatest hustle.
+ chick fila and in-n-out are the marines of the fast food world
+ I met this cool guy at a bar. He seemed really into me and we hit it off right away. We exchanged numbers and he invited me back to his place. I thought, why not? We got there and he was already in bed, his phone charging next to him. I climbed in, feeling a bit weird about the whole thing, but he was so insistent. We had sex, it was amazing, and then I passed out.
When I woke up, I saw his phone on the nightstand and decided to take a look, but there's no apple logo there! That's when I realized he was an Android user. I felt a wave of regret wash over me. I don't know why, but I just can't be with someone who uses Android. It's not that I hate them or anything, it's just that I've always been more of an iPhone girl.
Now, I'm trying to decide what to do. Do I just pretend like nothing happened and leave? Do I confront him about it? Or do I try to make things work despite our differences? I mean, we had amazing sex, and he seemed really into me. Maybe I could change his mind about Android?
Do fat people have sex?
A sailor in the Navy was docked in a foreign port for the night, so he decided to go out and take advantage of the nightlife. During his time he met a prostitute; pretty face, but so morbidly obese that she had to weigh at least 400 pounds (about 182 kg). So they talk business, come to an arrangement, and find a hotel room to do the deed.
Since it was a shitty hotel, there was no electricity, so they decided to just do it in the dark. Once things get hot and heavy, the prostitute notices that the sailor isn't inside her pussy, but is wedged in a sweaty fat roll, so she points this out to her client.
Without stopping, he simply replies "Any port in a storm!"
Tuesday Feb 13, 2024
91 - Retardophile (feat. GlitterForever17)
Tuesday Feb 13, 2024
Tuesday Feb 13, 2024
watch.goodluckgabe.life
I just fucked my iPhone 15 Pro Max and it was great! It's not as good as fucking a real human being, but it was a lot better than my old shitty android phone. The way that screen vibrates and the way the camera lens bulges out just feels so good. It's like a miniature woman, all soft and smooth and warm in my hand. It's perfect for when you're feeling horny and there's no one else around. Plus, you don't have to worry about getting caught or feeling guilty afterwards. It's just you and your iPhone, getting closer than ever before.
Now, I know what you're thinking: "What about the risk of damaging your phone or getting an STD from it?" Well, let me tell you, you're thinking too much. As long as you use a good amount of lube, you can go at it as hard as you want without hurting your phone. And as for STDs, phones don't have genitals, so you're good there. Plus, have you ever heard of someone getting an STD from a phone? Me neither.
So, what are you waiting for? Go out there, buy yourself an iPhone 15 Pro Max, and start exploring the pleasures it has to offer. Trust me, you won't regret it.
forgive english, i am Russia.i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.
We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
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