Edge Game

109 - Post Hinchcliffe World (feat. Daddy Yankee)

Japan is so cool that I've decided to enlist 
I got a testicle massage and it was amazing (not sexual)
There's a type of massage called "Japkasai" which is a THERAPEUTIC massage where a woman massages your groin, inner thighs, "taint", and of course, testicles. It was 14,000 yen for a 60 minute testicle massage. Here's the process.
Arrive, take shower, 20 minutes spent massaging groin, taint, inner thighs, then 40 minutes of pinching and rubbing and massaging testicles and pushing energy up the shaft. To be clear again, this is NOT sexual, although she sometimes does rub your penis in order to move the energy from the testicles up the shaft.
The first half is extremely painful. You know how there are knots in your legs, backs, etc when you haven't gotten a proper massage in a while? Well imagine your groin, which has probably never gotten a deep tissue massage, ever. There were actually knots in my groin area that she broke up with powerful rubbing and it almost made me cry out in pain. She broke through the knots and then moved to the ball sack.
The balls massage is actually somewhat pleasurable. She's basically just massaging and kneading your balls and getting the blood to flow for 40 minutes, it doesn't really hurt that much.
The results were astounding. After I got home and relaxed a bit, I checked my balls and noticed that they had increased in size by nearly 50%. They weren't in pain or swollen, I think it's just blood flow that has been improved.
Also, I woke up with a RAGING erection this morning, felt like I was 15 again (I'm 32). I highly recommend this vitalizing therapy to people. The funniest part is that I told my girlfriend (who still lives in America but is planning to join me soon) that I was thinking about getting a ball massage and she thought it was hilarious. When I told her I actually got one, she was kind of shocked that I actually got it but laughed when I told her about the experience. Then at night, she randomly called me and said she was ultra pissed that I allowed another woman to touch me and see me naked... despite me telling her over and over again that the woman is sixty years old and that this is not a sexual massage. Women, lol.
In Japan 🇯🇵 , heart surgeon ❤️👨‍⚕️ . Number one 😭☝️ . Steady hand😳✋️. One day, Yakuza boss 🙇🏻need 🆕 heart💘. I do operation🔪⚔️. But, mistake😱! Yakuza boss die😵😪! Yakuza very mad👿. I hide🙈 in fishing boat🐟🚣🏻‍♀️, come to America🎇🎊🇺🇸. No english🤐, no food😩, no money📉🚫💲. Darryl 👨🏿give me job🙌👨🏻‍💼. Now I have house🏡, American car 🚗 , and new woman 🆕👱🏻‍♀️. Darryl 👨🏿save life⛑. My big secret🙊: I kill ☠️yakuza boss on purpose😈. I good 👍surgeon. The best👌💯!

108 - Post Diddy World (feat. Joker Diddy)

Pre Japan 10-14-2024 
POV falling in love thanks to NYT ASMR 36 Questions to Fall in Love based on some pop psychology mumbo jumbo himbo bimbo vending machine panties pumpkin spice cold brew creamed tractor supply company word salad buzzwords algorithm hashtag description metadata

107 - Evolution of Diary (feat. Judson Laipply)

boohoo trust issues boohoo she read my journal wahhhhh 

106 - Domandi

07 September 2024
What do you ACTUALLY do?In what way do most people fail you?What, through repetition, have you mastered?Who made you jealous?What do you usually hesitate to discuss with other people?Tell me a hard luck story that later strengthened you?What is your problem?What do you wish would happen?Is life easy or hard, and what gave you that opinion?What has the opposite sex tattooed into your brain?What one thing about you cannot be copied?When did you get better, and who helped you get there?What is it about you that sometimes pushes others away?Which dark chapter of your life pushed you to innovate or adapt?What does self-love look like in your life?Who or what is thy enemy?Who's the bigger asshole: Mom or Dad? Why?Who, from your life, would be easier to illustrate as a comic book character and why?Describe a colorful object or smell that still haunts you years later.When was a time you knew you were loved?How do you constructively express your pain to others?In what area do you fully believe in your own talents? (Completely unshakeable!)What is the least sexual, sensual experience you've had?Tell me about a time you defended your soul against a superior foe.What is something you believe so firmly, it is basically your own religion?What did you love as a kid, and then abandon, and then return to later in life?

105 - FMK

1. Taylor Swift

104 - Broken Amish

August 22 2024 
All filipinos and italians are officially pardoned. thank you

103 - Pre Amish (feat. Vanilla Ice)

August 2nd 2024 
Did a lil crying and reflecting on the last couple months before reuniting with familia. Failure and mushrooms as usual. Cathartic? Who can really say

102 - LaWayra Ayahuasca Retreat Review

This is my personal experience with LaWayra Ayahuasca Retreat in Colombia. This is by no means a comprehensive review or analysis; it is just a free-flowing recollection of thoughts and emotions I experienced before, during, and after the retreat. This was recorded only two weeks after my last ceremony on May 19th 2024, so it's not nearly as insightful or organized as it could be. I mostly wanted to document my current state of mind; I wanted to try to visually and auditorily capture this kind of deeper emotional buzz/connection that I cannot confidently express through words alone.
This is not an incentivized or paid review; I am not affiliated with LaWayra in any way aside from being a recent patient/client. I just wanted to share my experience to help me contextualize and integrate some of these experiences, and hopefully to help others understand Ayahuasca and its incredible healing potential.
 
Contact:
If you have any questions or would like to discuss LaWayra, my experiences, or ayahuasca in general, please feel free to reach out.
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You can also reach out to LaWayra directly. LaWayra's founder, Sam Believ, also hosts his own podcast called Ayahuasca Podcast. 
https://ayahuascaincolombia.com/
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Short Review:
I have suffered from deep emotional trauma and depression since childhood. I was living a miserable life well into adulthood, and I had pushed away many of my friends and loved ones as a result of my inability to cope. I was initially skeptical of ayahuasca's use as medicine, but I had reached a point of desperation where no combination of talk therapy, pharmaceutical treatment, or other alternative intervention seemed to have any lasting effect on my fundamental outlooks on life, love, spirituality, and family.
I came to LaWayra in need of great help, and I received it plus so much more. The staff are extremely professional, kind, caring, patient, and attentive to all of your needs. The environment is beautiful, peaceful, safe, and natural. The food is delicious and nourishing. I was able to share many incredible moments with people from all over the world.
I had never been able to fully trust myself or others as a result of my trauma, but by the end of my week-long retreat at LaWayra, I had achieved a deep sense of trust in myself, my peers, and my community. I was able to finally let go of the bitterness, anger, and resentment that had burdened me for so long. I have never cried so hard or laughed so much. I have never felt so free.
If you are looking for deep healing that is relatively affordable, please strongly consider coming to Lawayra. You will not regret it. Thank you so much to everyone at LaWayra; I am eternally grateful.
 
Timestamps:
00:00:00 Intro00:02:00 Logistics00:03:15 Too Long Didn't Listen Review00:05:30 About Geraldo + Edge Game podcast 00:07:30 Foreigners flocking to Colombia00:10:00 Preparing for the retreat (dieta, restrictions, contraindications)00:20:00 Flying into Medellin, first impressions00:25:00 The rest, I don't feel like timestamping right now lol

101 - Pre Ayahuasca

Psychedelic ska band called AyahuaSKA
 
Recorded on May 12 2024, about 5 hours before leaving for my trip to Colombia for LaWayra Ayahuasca Retreat 
 

100 - Pledge Game

i'm sorry brotha ewww